Neet get rich quick scheme

How do I make $300K by next Summer, anons?

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You will never make $300K by next Summer

>win the lotto
You can't user. Unless you commit insurance fraud or something.

set up a site where white people can hire mexicans to do shit for them like how people had "the help" in the 60s. they bring brazilian bitches over here to take care of rich peoples kids but im talking about just lazy asses who dont want to do anything.
>mow the lawn
mexican
>trash
mexican
>fix sink
mexican
>groceries and food delivery so you dont have to bet on if uber eats will fuck it up
mmmmmexican

Scamming people is pretty easy.
Otherwise you could swindle some money out of gov programs depending on where you live ect, idk.
I don't make 300k in a year, but I haven't worked for 10 years cuz I draw a lot of money from gov programs

Get into cryp-- oh wait, never mind

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Take an accelerated phlebotomy and EMT course, work a few months on the rig to make friends, cash out, use nepotism to get a job in a hospital that pays at least 30 an hour, and then crank out 80+ hour weeks for the rest of the year while living out of your car and showering at planet fitness and stealing food from the hospital. Six figures, easy.

seems I'm being underestimated...heh

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This could make an interesting short story, thanks user

>tfw I definitely just squandered any chance of this by getting my first job in over a year