i can't believe this fucking guy i swear to Christ i want to end right now
so i'm a solid 7/10 and i begin dating the most attractive man i've ever met in my life
On top of that he has a very sexy voice. Deep and textured.
But the thing that really made me fell in love with him is the way he called me bunny, he would raise his pitch in this very cute way, and the borderline autistic little noises he would always make with his mouth, and i adored him and i don't think i'll ever stop adoring him and there's no other man in the world like him
But this FUCKING DONKEY
was cheating on me the ENTIRE TIME
she will never love him the way i do
she's just sex-obsessed
i know what her steam profile picture is from, and i know she watched it too young
he's only digging his own hole in the end
I just wanted to vent, thanks for reading my blogpost
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STUPID FUCKING EX THREAD
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Roastie get toastie hahahahaha
Feel free to share your own zany ex stories in this crispy bread
maybe you should accept the fact that you're mid and adjust your expectations
like being my gf instead
i'll let you have some input on the vetting process for the other girls in the harem
I mean are you tranny?
Don't you have to have sex at least once to be considered a roastie? I've kept myself clean because I only want to do anything with the man I'm sure I could spend my life with. I had only been dating him for a couple months so I wasn't at the point where I could be sure that things could last forever in such a sense. She's the roastie, not me.
Not interested in neggers or harems, consider an hero
You have been in a relationship with a man other than me, you are now tainted forever. Sorry, better luck next life
I'm not a nigger :C
I would have to stoop extremely fucking low to consider dating a pokefucker who probably has a gay effeminate voice anyways
Yeah I hate my ex too. Thought she was my soulmate and now im too emotionally unavailable for anyone else. She was the only person I felt at ease with spending the rest of my life with but now im doing no contact hoping she reaches out before we become strangers once again
honestly all my exes left me on pretty understandable terms looking back
except for like two I guess
one was just a slut but the other one I don't get why she suddenly went from wanting to suck my dick to wanting nothing to do with me
Like shit I get girls going through problems but you'd think she'd think a little farther ahead than the dick in front of her lips, especially considering she was the one who put it there
My ex just ghosted me and it still hurts to this day
Anyway have a pic of my chickens to make you feel better
Funny thing is I don't even hate him after hurting me so much. I just wish he could be better, and wish he could stay my friend. But some people just don't make that possible. It's difficult to have an ex willing to try.
Keep seething, roastie, you thought Chad was yours but he just pumped and dumped you
yea seriously, you should consider being in my harem
it's not even really a harem yet you'd have all the benefits of being one of the first ones to join
yeah wtf is wrong with some men desu. i thought i met my ideal partner, he was so nice to me for 3 whole months and then i got ghosted.. he came on very strong and committed too (consistently) so i dunno. he was very autistic and had like 1000 hours on rimworld and factorio combined kek
Sorry, I don't consider retarded opinions unless they have a sexy voice. Get on vocaroo.
i posted my voice in the vocaroo thread like 2 hours ago
I can be your chad, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
Did you know that "callate" means "shut up" in spanish?
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Since I'm such a gentleman, I'll accede to your request. It's the least I can do for a hole left stretched out the wake of Chad kek
True. I would take her back in a second. One hug would wipe away all the miserable feelings I have been tormented by for months.
Aww, how cute. You tried way too hard to impress me and it's not even half as good as his was when you put your entire effort into sounding deeper.
I checked the vocaroo thread your regular voice is nastly lmao.
I'm actually an entirely different person who just read off his post on vocaroo.
I like the patrick bateman impression, it's kinda funny. Still pure and not a roastie tho.
actually that wasn't me, I was the guy in the vocaroo thread and I wanted you to join my harem
my ex loved my voice
Well i'm not your ex and just 15 or so seconds of that clip made me cringe.
ok Ms. Voice expert, what was so terrible about it
aside from my awful mic ofc
Everyone who has an ex and browses this board should kill themselves
Should is such a funny word
1. Swallow your spit
2. Constantly wavering, unconfident
3. Not deep- just excessive vocal fry
4. You just generally sound like you like men
it just occurred to me how much asmr you must listen to
holy lol you need to actually cuddle with a guy
not even get laid just have someones arms wrapped around you and shut the fuck up and experience a different method of sensory stimulation
it doesn't even have to be me doing it to holy fuck you would benefit from it so immensely it's almost not even funny