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Shippy here
If I ever saw HHL in real life I'd punch his fucking lights out
Again: I am Shippy a.k.a. ShipAnon and I am the one making this claim

i'll be your friend lad. where abouts are you?

It's a lonely world out there when you aren't attractive to anyone. Even for general friends, looks often dictate to them what they think you are - a boring weird person.

What's the latest with SSM? Haven't been here recently

>i have no friends/gf at the moment. but i just need a person, one person, to be friends with.
I bet you're really boring and mopey. Always crying about depression and the like. No wonder you're lonely.

Have some self respect innit. Women can smell desperation a mile away.

Maybe you really are boring. What makes you stand out?

shippy wouldnt hurt a fly, hes a gentle giant

we all desperate in life for love. it sad

im boring, sure, but i dont go on about depression. keep myself occupied but id like at least one person to get my social fill with -- a gf could roll it all into one.

You're Swanny pretending to be ShipAnon

no its ship pretending to be swanny pretending to be ship

I can't really open up unless I know someone well. If I don't know someone, I'm hostile to any conversation (think they might be taking the piss).

No, they did win jewrovishun, chicken kyev is real, the toesphere competition hasn't been played yet, money as well.
That's 4/5 so far.

i am in a 'cringe video'

i'm not even a Liberal i'm a Marxist-Leninist wtf

Section 43 this you clowns.

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>im boring, sure
Then why would a girl want to be around you?

Ah fock Can't believe i diddint see de nu thredington in tiem heh

why is he so obsessed with sceenshotting couples in london walk videos and posting them here?

Will be donating to my favourite auditors soon. Keep up the fight against tyranny, lads.

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Autism mayhaps

i can't speak to strangers at all. i stutter and give short answers. my brain cant handle it. i come close to crying in some social interactions. i dont understand how people can just talk so easily

Bought a 2022/23 day planner from Tesco for 3.50, but it's from July - July?

Because I can never experience this.

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Turn your pain into fuel
Turn off your computer
Turn on your gratitude and GET AFTER IT

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Maybe it's for a lecturer.

i know. i didn't say otherwise.

don't you want to sniff feet you fucking mong

Man the fuck up you faggot
Turn off your pc and stop watching your gay voyeur attention seeking bum boy trash
Go sort your self out

Anyone else find themselves really funny? I'm always laughing at stuff I say.

I have a foot fetish lad yes :)

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Well you're self aware at least. That is the first step. Now you need to stop torturing yourself and make small and realistic changes in your life, and compound them.

Drink weers
Sniff smelly stinky feets
Coom coom coom
In your stinky goon cave
My lad

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What does it take to be "not boring"? Every has interests that can be boring as shit to others.
Does drinking someones piss from a pint glass make you "not boring"?

you watch Love Island and Marvel movies, so you can participate in conversations.

chinese new year

user with the big brain. It has term time at the start along with things like names, addresses, numbers etc. You're right

Having hobbies that aren't sitting in front of an incel board all day and not playing video games past the age of 15 is a good start.

Seriously why do anons say see a therapist or get cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT)? How would this even help me?

If I say I missed out on young love, they'll think I am just wanting to take advantage. I genuinely want a relationship, ideally a clingy younger girlfriend. I don't think I could relate to a 30yo woman. I want to catch up and have fun like the couples in their twenties.

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i've discovered the trick is to end your funny jokes before the punchline and let the other person 'come up with' them

it's frustrating but you'll be liked more

what a lovely looking gay couple

normies dont have hobbies either

>Hear that gay bottoms (receivers) have to wear a nappy/have anal leakage later in life
>Ask in the gay general
>They deny it
I suppose they would say that though. I'm no closer to the truth

Don't we have apps for that now?

get off the internet

in real life you can be 30 and have a 16 year old BPD gf, at least in England

i wish faeces would exit my body with ease instead of it being a 30-minute ordeal every time

should i get into bottoming? not gay btw

You want to give in?
Go ahead
You are here right now with a shitty body and mental health because of your choices de lads
Take some fucking responsibility for your self and get after it
KINGS X

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Yes but it's for work. I have a bad memory and use Facebook messenger as my own personal to do list. I often have to write things down to remember them. Can't use FB at work, don't want to use something else and don't want the IT department to see whats on my list

More people talk about video games than they do about other hobbies such as golf, surgery, TV, cooking, social culture, grafitti, museums, books etc

The problem is I wouldn't know where to start.

what we watchin lids?

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Get a squatty potty/foot stall and squat like an Indian. Unironically changed my life