Can a 5'3" bald fat 30 yo boomer that works at blockbuster part time get a 10/10 big tiddy goth gf like this?

can a 5'3" bald fat 30 yo boomer that works at blockbuster part time get a 10/10 big tiddy goth gf like this?

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In short, no.

I met a chubby big titty goth chick at UPS and I came all over her tits. Didn't stay with her though because she was never first to text, was probably sleeping with other guys and quit UPS anyway. Don't give up tho.

You have to be cool bald. Try redneck maxing or being one of those sexy gothic bad boys

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>blockbuster
this nigga stuck in 2005

you have pretty low standards if you call this a 10/10 kek

What a dark and mysterious person....

In long, noooooooooooooolooo except maybe yes but most likely no

Yeah he smells good and has lots of fan girls.
OP, take note.

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If you work at the last remaining blockbuster that could be somewhat a conversation starter. But 5'3 and bald? No, you won't get any women let alone the ones you prefer.

Considering there is only 1 block buster left in America, you funna get doxxed nig.

qrd on this guy? p sure I saw some video about him once

Weirdo who uses to make goofy but endearing videos about his mediocre life but has stayed 14 years old mentally and been in a self obsessed online state to the point to where he thinks he's famous among other delusions

>people are still responding to this guy who's been making the same thread for years
I guess summer really is in full swing.

there's a lot of short fat bald people on this board m8

you live in Bend, Oregon?

is it possible for anyone to get a goth gf in 2022, or are they just plain extinct?

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Well look at the pic you posted for example, she's just wearing a costume for a tiktok trend
what do you think

One of the most prettiest girls I've seen in a while, thanks for posting user

TWU
get blocked, trole

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I think that there are no actual goth girls left, and the aesthetic only survives as something people do for cosplay. Sort of like ganguro, IRL it died long ago, but it's still a thing in doujins.

lolcow type character who has been broadcasting his life on youtube for over a decade.
There are two really good documentaries starring him. The first one is atmospheric and genuinely a good slice of life film in the vein of Gummo.
youtu.be/CvhchxHUCA0
The 2nd documentary is more of a fan service but also really good, it's called "Now it's a Party"

If you hang out in goth spaces, maybe, but I'd be willing to bet a lot of them are underage or teenagers and eventually grow out of it. Adult goths I imagine would be more rare. You can also try being goth yourself, what better way to get someone interested in you than to take on the same niche interests. Don't be a poser though, genuine goths see right through it.

modern goth girls don't dress stereotypically goth.
You can tell they're a real goth if they have genuinely good taste in music/film/art.
You know it's a fake goth (art-hoe typically) if she doesn't even know who Bauhaus is.

that's the video I saw, I thought it was just a random suburb ennui type video about some random faggot, some kind of errol morris thing. That's pretty interesting though, guy is obviously a retard

>is it possible for anyone to get a goth gf in 2022, or are they just plain extinct?
there are a shitload of "goths" in public nowadays but as this user said they're mostly barely legal or questionably aged tiktok zoomers playing dress-up cause it's trendy. "real" goth girls are going to be more difficult to find, unless you know good places in your state/city where they usually hang around. personally i don't give a fuck and i'll fuck either as long as they're legal, they're both pretty insufferable to be around for a long time anyway.

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Kublaikhunt

All goth women are BPD whores. there is zero value in them. even if you were an above average male, you should not associate with them even as friends.