You DO line the seat with paper when using a public toilet, right?

You DO line the seat with paper when using a public toilet, right?

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I put both of my feet on the seat and squat old style.

Yes, and also after a brief cleaning because people are disgusting
TECHNIQUE

depends how bad i have to piss, if i cant hold it anymore then i must

No, because I am no longer afraid of a few germs as when I was a child. But I also barely ever have to use a public toilet because I shit at home and can piss standing up.

no, that's disgusting. I flip up the seat and squat on the rim.

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No, my legs are strong enough to just squat over the toilet

No, I have AIDS.

I don't need to shit in public. Stop eating every hour.

i cant stand the thought of peoples butts touching the surface of the toilet and then my butt touching the same surface.
I am especially disgusted by this if I happen to share an office with them.

No, Todd, I dont ever want to share bare-ass surfaces with you or even think about your ass, please just edit your code better.

even at 5'7" my legs are long enough for me to squat, and I'm strong enough to do it because I squat at home on a pooping stool I keep in front of my toilet. I almost never poop in public restrooms though. Last time I needed to was a at a furry convention last year when I forgot to fart and complications happened. Fortunately, I had my pocket mirror and wet wipes with me. It's been years since I've cleaned myself without a mirror. fwb has a room this year so I can use that toilet if I need to. May be the worse option because they're a popufur and having a room party.

You use public toilets?

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Doesn't your shit splash your nuts when it lands from that height?

youre just supposed to hold it until youre no longer in public?
what about at work? you're out 8 hours, plus a commute, and you dont shit or pee at all?
how?

This is understandable if you don't have a job or school

Unless traveling, you're only supposed to poop at home. For longer days, force out whatever is there and then douche. Everyone notices when you poop at work and they think you're gross.

Anyone who has ever seen the cuts that broken pieces of porcelain can do to you would not stand on a toilet seat

>Everyone notices when you poop at work and they think you're gross.
Everyone poops at work. I think that this is exclusive to yourself only because you are gross

everyone poops at work
you can healthily shit up to 3 times a day. There is no way every other person in a huge office is holding their shit for 9+ hours, plus commute time to/from work.

No one cares. No one thinks its weird to use the bathroom at work. Everyone hates shitting in public and begrudgingly accepts the fact that others have to shit in public as well. At least we have plumbing and aren't in india.

>douching every day
forcing water up your colon every damn day before work doesnt seem very healthy or sane.
keep your analdouche fetish to yourself, sir.

This is why you never get that promotion, and I'm obviously funposting.

You may not be evacuating fully if you're needing to poop three times a day. I eat a hunnert grams of fiber a day and still go only once. If you can't squat, at least lean forward so you're not kinked.

I do it less than weekly, when necessary to not interfere with a tightly scheduled fun day out with friends. Soyuz astronauts have two full enemas before launch, and sluts (NTTAWWT) do it much more. What I do is fine.

why is she shitting in her pants?