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kek ive had this before but they normally start clinging to their boyfriends arms
We all wored in life x
Saving all me wooze for tomorrow
Yet you're posting right here with the rest of us big man.
This thread should be full of times you've pulled a girl from fast food after the pubs and clubs shut. Me? Shagged a bird I pulled in a Subway
Makes me realise how much of a scary rapist I must look like. Hurts so much.
There is NOTHING stopping any of the incels here from going out and talking to drunk girls sitting on the pavement. Even if you're too shy to take them home and roger them senseless.
should have gave them an actual scare, teach em lesson. they expect you to act a certain way, fuck it, act that way
>talking to drunk girls sitting on the pavement
we'll just get done for sexual harassment
I'm worried their boyfriends will suddenly appear and batter me
Might have to fall asleep to her again.
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why aren't YOU out talking to drunk girls lad?
You aren't talking to fat enough girls if these are real concerns
was a pretty comfy thread tonight actually. enjoyed my time. good night.
fatties are some of the worst for acting like cows if you try to converse with them
Cock too big to fit out the door my lad
I don't want rape charges thrown at me for taking advantage of drunk sluts. They will always be believed.
>fat
I just want a normal-sized girl. Is that too much to ask?
beggers can't be choosers my lid
You want a fit girl with no prior experience pulling? You wouldn't even know what to do with it lad, how to properly beat the fanny up. Best to leave that until you have some fatty xp
Gonna try and neck as many wokkles as I can before 3am because I'm garn beddington then.
Better get the wankard out my leed
You could be helping some girl back on her feet like a fine gentleman right now.
Sedgwick
If she's fat and a mess outside the kebab shop, mates all gone home, she won't be upset if you say "is this seat taken" and sit down next to her. You don't need to get your cock out and get arrested. Just have a nice conversation with a chubber
i would know what to do. im not a virgin. i've fucked close to 10 adultwork lasses.
What if she starts screaming "RAPE!" ?
Nah, I'll stick to my ASMR girls
she will literally press rape charges on you
You paid those women to pretend to enjoy it lad. You don't know how to beat the fanny up. You have to bash it around a bit.
Bet she'd love to hear about my steam sale haul.
There's usually CCTV to back you up. Don't be a dickhead, help those lasses up.
You're aware you can't be prosecuted for raping a girl if you don't have sex with them right? This isn't America.