I'm a completely inexperienced virgin though which honestly might be good anyway because isn't that what you guys want in the first place?
>uses their bedroom's primary light source at all except when like desperately looking for something >sneaker heads >drives a large pick up truck (cute old smol ones don't count) >only friends are discord friends >obsessed with health/fitness >religious >refuses to admit that they masturbate/watch porn >talks about past relationships at all >doesn't like kraft macaroni and cheese >is right wing >is crazy too far gone left wing >drives a dodge >doesn't offer to help people carry stuff/open doors/clean up/etc >greasy hair >always has to defend women even when they do something gross >the dreaded black t-shirt, denim, and tennis shoes combo
>doesn't use their bedroom's primary light source >likes kraft dinner >sees health & religion as red flags biig red flags for a chick. you're clearly young, lazy, out of shape, and ambition-less.
Wtf is a sneaker head? You mean when guys carve the Adidas logo into their hair?
James Baker
>uses their bedroom's primary light source at all except when like desperately looking for something Or when I'm reading >sneaker heads No idea what that is >drives a large pick up truck (cute old smol ones don't count) I drive a hatchback but I want a truck or something more suited to off road driving so I can explore shit more >only friends are discord friends Guilty of that one >obsessed with health/fitness Nah >religious Nope >refuses to admit that they masturbate/watch porn I do, but I masturbate relatively rarely and only really consume caption hentai images or games when I do >talks about past relationships at all Past what >doesn't like kraft macaroni and cheese Haven't had it in years but I like that cheetos one if its similar >is right wing I don't identify with either side >is crazy too far gone left wing But I especially don't identify with this side >drives a dodge Isnt that a truck >doesn't offer to help people carry stuff/open doors/clean up/etc I do this shit >greasy hair Nope >always has to defend women even when they do something gross Fuck no >the dreaded black t-shirt, denim, and tennis shoes combo I wear polos, boots, and khakis Or my casual outfit (which I have yet to actually use) which is a sweatshirt, cargo pants, and boots
I meant like the chargers and challengers I didn't even know what a stratus was until I just looked it up lol
guys obsessed with like nikes and stuff
why don't you have a comfy reading lamp?
Jeremiah Edwards
>uses their bedroom's primary light source at all except when like desperately looking for something that's just logical, you need light = you turn it on, it could be any other reason like you're writing something on paper in the middle of the night >sneaker heads what does that even mean? >drives a large pick up truck (cute old smol ones don't count) some people have jobs where they need those things, though i wouldn't drive one around town or going on vacation etc, that's not what they're made for >only friends are discord friends implying me or anyone on this board have friends at all >obsessed with health/fitness they are important, maybe not go full patrick bateman but "fitness obsession" is not an excuse to be a landwhale >religious most religious make good moral points, but i would also stay away from people who take the magic stories too seriously, and i actually like mythology >refuses to admit that they masturbate/watch porn there is no such man in this world, don't worry >talks about past relationships at all there are no past relationships here, for actual robots at least >doesn't like kraft macaroni and cheese what does that even mean? >is right wing does hating liberals make one right wing? >is crazy too far gone left wing you won't find leftist men besides suybuys and virtue signalers >drives a dodge challenger looks fine, spare me your vaginal opinion of cars >doesn't offer to help people carry stuff/open doors/clean up/etc so you want a self-motivated slave >greasy hair that's not a trait, anyone can have greasy hair and anyone can get rid of it instantly by taking a shower >always has to defend women even when they do something gross what the fuck are you talking about? are you gross? >the dreaded black t-shirt, denim, and tennis shoes combo >caring so much about stupid shit like clothing that's a big red flag on your head
Michael Miller
Not a femanon, but I think all women should have the following red flags in their list: >He doesn't have a job with upward momentum (IE a career) OR >he's not in some type of vocation (Trade school, college for a practical skill, university for a marketable skill that will get him hired). Any man that's not bettering himself in his career doesn't deserve happiness and deserves to be fed only scraps.
Wyatt Edwards
Will you shut the fuck up and stop measuring your dicks against an imaginary online yardstick that some nondescript retard made-up because they were bored? I don't even know why I'm so upset at this I just want to bash everyone in this thread with a fucking rock until their brains are a stain on the Chicago pavement. I hope this site gets taken down and all it's servers spontaneously combust. Fuck this shit. I want to kill myself listening to you people.
Hudson Murphy
Shut up americalard go fellate a glock
Noah Carter
>Implying anyone from a developed nation has to be an ameritard >Implying that having a solid career foundation isn't quintessential to having a successful life in a first world nation >Wasting trips on a retarded response I mean sure, go and pick up trash with you rickshaw ching-chang, but those of us not living in a third world shit hole can actually have NICE things.
Gabriel Flores
>I want to kill myself listening to you people. Then stop being a pussy and be the change you want to see in this world. DO IT FAGGOT
Alexander Stewart
i just want a guy who doesnt watch porn
David Richardson
I fit nine of your nigger marks
Justin Perry
LMAO I swear I was about to reply with ''damn you're exactly like me'' but then I read the first line again
Jeremiah Jackson
>why don't you have a comfy reading lamp? Those make me tired when I read so I can't read as long as I want, since usually they're warm light. My primary light source is an LED strip that goes all along my ceiling so I just use that on cool light mode I'm always at least a little bit tired so I gotta augment that you know? I answer all these threads, partly to see what my answers are, mostly due to boredom.
Guy isnt wrong. Pathetic morons like you trying to show off for a waste of space piece of shit foid acting like their indicators for men even fucking matter. Shes not going to date any of you period and the guys she would date she would break these rules anyways. You're just simping to be pathetic.
Cameron Torres
>says platitudes >gets shit on for saying platitudes >decides to be racist I don't even know what to tell you. Did you read just finish reading Atlas Shrugged or some shit?
Connor Bailey
>those of us not living in a third world shit hole can actually have NICE things. Do consoomers really?
Hunter Phillips
Go fellate Muhammad's cock europoor
Dominic Roberts
Seethe, cope and stay mad poor fags Neetbux will only get you so far
Liam Sanders
>>always has to defend women even when they do something gross i'll be this way till i die fr fr I'm not new to this I'm Tru to This
Christopher Sanders
but jokes aside its a shit list if it doesn't filter me, especially if i don't even hit one, i don't remember what kraft tastes like
