I want to be lost in the moment and in the passion, when we have Sex. But he always pulls me out of the moment with his stupid jokes. He makes "BRRR" noises, when he motorboats my tits for example. During missionary, he would randomly boop my nose or my nipple. He would say "honk honk" when grabbing my butt or breast. And when he is about to cum, he says "time for your cream filling" ...
And thats when you follow a blowjob with thanks for the protein shake. All things aside your bf sounds like a funni boy you should be happy hes not abusive
Charles Morris
>another "I have a problem with someone, but instead of telling them in a nice way without an angry tone and without starting a fight I will tell socially isolated losers online" thread why do people make these, and why is it almost always women
Sounds like you don't have any humor. I feel bad for your bf
Adam Ward
If clown gf has a clussy, what does clown bf has? Clock?
Adrian Hall
Your boyfriend can't read your mind. If you don't stop being a retard and tell him it will slowly destroy your relationship until you break up. The only gf I had acted like this for other things unrelated to sex. Why do you think he can read your thoughts?