Appropriate Partner Thread

I'm shy, socially anxious, skinny with low body fat. A bit awkward but kind. KHV at 22

>morbidly obese
>can be sociable and charming, tires me out after awhile
>into weird smut shit to the point of writing it for fun
>at the same time, no real interest in having sex, just physical intimacy
>bi, leaning slightly towards guys

>manlet
>pencil dick
>NEET
>no university
>no prospects
>no drivers licence
>clean, tidy & hygienic
>not hideous
>maybe balding
>have some money / good at saving
>live with mother
>can cook
>sound smart on the surface, kind of book smart but dumb when it comes to STEM and problem solving
>almost definitely autistic
>usually nice, but with potential to be mean the more comfortable I am around you
>quick to anger
>quintessential INFP
>major porn addict
>likes movies
>obsessed with virginity
>raised by Any Forums

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I dont want to get into specifics but I have 3+ years of experience.. and I had great worldwide ranking in competitive coding competitions and did buncha projects... worked in a mediocre company for 2 years and then applied to my current job.. I make nice money

Looks
>white
>6' tall
>4/10 face
>lean body

Personality
>introverted
>rough around the edges with a soft side
>smart

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Roughly how much? Also how good of a uni did you go to?

queen of midgets, 118 lbs, young, clingy and obsessive, homebody, dumb, aloof

M'lady, I daresay, it doth seem as if you deserveth me, m'lady.

>Salaried employee making 135k (software)
>Burned out, quitting next week, but have good savings
>Green Eyes
>Brown Hair
>5'9
>Lives in a city, in a 2br apartment (was wfh, one room for computer)
>No real life friends
>Don't talk to anybody outside of work (and soon not even that)
>Spend time reading technical papers and playing games
>Smoke a bit of weed, but not much, and never before 6pm on a weekday
>Drink a bit, but not much, usually only friday or saturday, and usually only one glass of whiskey
>Love cats, don't have one, building doesn't allow it
>Try to be kind to everybody I meet, which is easy, because I don't meet anybody
>Dick is ~6 inches, a little too skinny

I think my biggest problem is that I don't even know what I want. Besides a girlfriend, of course, and friends, for sure, I have no idea what to do with my life. No direction, no motivation. I have ~300k saved, so I'm going to take the next year off and try to make a game or maybe a website/app. We'll see.

bro uni isn't that important... I went to an average uni

companies dont give two shits about your uni ... they just need engineers who can get shit done... if you're going for coding jobs just get good at competitive and system design

infact at uni I would suggest you pick easiest subjects so you pass them without worries cz employers wont be asking which subjects you were taught... they look at your projects and how good you're at comp. programming( mainly Data structures and algorithm)

you can do what I do with just 1 year of training but market demands a faggot degree so you gotta have it

I make 120k a year(SD1)

How old are you son? How good of a university did you go to?

will you feed me spaghetti while i play roblox

>intj/istj I did it years ago
>M
>6'1
>white
>Straight
>7*6
>skinnyfat
>depressed
>failed normie
>wagie
>trust issues
>accused of being autistic by friends and family
>pretty passive and hard to anger
>stubborn
>try to be positive around others
>no IRL friends
>one online friend
>social retard
>no drugs
>rarely drinks
>daily shower etc.
>likes to teach
>likes to learn
>probably very needy in a relationship
My hobbies are the only things that keep me going.

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Not that user, but I went to a good university

I'm not comfortable with that, no. Spaghetti implies a fork, and I don't feel safe feeding someone with a fork if they're not paying proper attention. Can I feed you a different pasta that's eaten with a spoon?

>foid
>average face-good body
>shy
>autistic tryharder in some social situations
>unable to be in a relationship because of trauma, mental illness and severe insecurity issues
>hates men, got abused by dad and bullied by a boy in school for years
>practically a NEET
>only skill: can draw well
>former tomboy
>likes shopping
>plays a lot of rpg games like eye divine cybermancy and m&b
>likes old slasher movies for the fantasy of being chased by a sexual maniac
>likes living alone and doesn't want to ever move in with anyone
>too afraid of pregnancy/birth and the after effects to ever want kids
>well-versed in alcoholism
>no friends
r8 me boys.

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