Im going to prison for 2 years it was nice posting boys

Im going to prison for 2 years it was nice posting boys...

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it's not like they don't have computer in prison retard. Unless you're some 3rd worlder.

oh damn lmao, what did you do?

Oh yeah, user? What is this, your last legally stipulated shitpost on a quarter-operated PC in booking?

shut the fuck up

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was it cp or did u rape an animal / your sister

Securities fraud and I was on probation for weapons charges. I am fucked.

He raped a 10 yo

imagine what her farts must be like in those pants

>Securities fraud
idk what this is, like some embezzlement kinda shit?

I think you'd get more than 2 years for that...

Suckable. I love older women.

I bet her bottom is on the fatter side so you can just squeeze your hand in it

I was charged with insider trading because of something my gf did and she fled back to china

this is what happens when you fall for the asian pussy meme

She would probably like it too. She wouldnt put up a fuss she would just look back at you. Latina women are like that.

Just imagine if she was eating only beans and broccoli and was really gassy

She was fat and ugly

Why are you going user?

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lol, how tf did this all happen?
>greentext story?

>Meet Chinese dream girl in miami
>we hit it off
>sushi every night
>indoor pools in coconut grove
>bust huge nuts in her in coconut grove
>she tells me to short a stock
>I get a check sent to her house her uncle owns
>they spell my name wrong so I get frozen and they ask me to verify
>the bank sees his address as being flagged by the IRS
>I never met him so I cant snitch, she flees back to singapore
>her uncle works for a

>her uncle worked for a wall street firm and was under investigation for insider trading

whats prison like? im watching a documentary about it right now. anything they dont tell you in the docs?

from what I heard it is pretty chill. I could be going to a good one

GOD i wish my ass were that fat sissy sisters..

if you didn't know it was insider information, how can they charge you?

Sorry dude, this is just a friendly reminder. You will never be a woman. Not in the past, not now, and definitely not in the future. I implore you to please give up your porn sick ways. I am praying for your path of healing dude.

conspiracy. Im thinking of going to trail because a jury may hear me out, they just arrested me because I wouldnt give her up but she did nothing and I love her.

oh god you're a fucking simp. I hope you enjoy getting buttfucked

i dont want to be a woman though originally though