Alright, quiet down class. My name is Dr. Latoya Lamar Tyronius the third, professor and world authority of Anthropology and Cryptozoology. I've been asked to guest lecture today on the species of pseudo-hominids known as the "Caucasoid". Now, of course you know Caucasoids were declared officially extinct in the late 2050s, but learning about them can still help as we continue to build a better future. So let's dive right in.
It has long been scientifically accepted that the first Caucasoid life-forms (if you can call them that), came from an extraterrestrial craft that crashed in the Caucasus mountains of eastern europe and asia. This is evidenced by their love for unnatural right angles, and disdain for the basic requirements for life on earth including plants and sunlight. The invading Caucasoids quickly found themselves largely unsuitable for Earth, but a small population managed to survive in the caves of northern europe.
I use the term "survive" loosely and out of pity. While the Caucasoid mirrored the natural Hominid in basic arrangement of limbs, they are completely devoid of the element of humanity colloquially known as "the soul". In fact, in behavior they do not resemble any known life forms on this planet; the closest being viruses, and after that some bacteria and low-complexity species fungi. By subjugating the elements of the natural world and native "machinery" of the planet, the Caucasoid infection rapidly spread to all corners of the globe.
Fortunately, the weak cucked Caucasoid genetics allowed superior Negroid DNA to integrate into their genetic code. By flooding the fertile females with Black seed, our ancestors were able to neutralize the spread before they could render the planet completely inhospitable. In their final throes, some of the stronger Caucasoids attempted to metastasize off the planet with little success. As more of their females sought out desirable and potent sub-saharan semen, many of the remaining Caucasoid males regressed to their cave-dwelling lifestyles; trading out simple drawings of wildlife on earthen walls for posting crudely-drawn cartoon frogs on the internet.
In the present day of 2150, the Caucasoid pandemic has faded into the annals of history as not only a near-extinction level event, but a marker of triumph for the human race as a whole. It is something to be looked back upon and remembered fondly. Thank you all for listening to my lecture. I will now take the time to open the floor up to questions.
*jumps out of my seat* >"FUCK YOU NIGGER" *blam blam blam*
Colton Wilson
Nah this is a funny thread actually because this is essentially exactly what hoteps believe, although obviously they cannot explain their position so eloquently as OP.
Ryder Fisher
Did you hear about the remake of Gilmore Girls with an all black and queer-positive cast? They're even getting Dr. Dre to direct it with art direction by Kanye West. Sounds pretty bussin to me fr fr no cap.
I'd probably give Gilmore Girls a full watch if I wasn't a hopeless virgin, but the romantic subplots break my heart because I'll never experience something so universal to other people who will watch it.
Women are impressionable by media and Hollywood and the more they see of the blackening in entertaining the more open they are to the blackening of their wombs. 100 years ago interracial marriage and mullato children was frowned upon by all of society but now a days it's more common and widely accepted and commonplace. Its only a matter of time before OP's meme post becomes reality.
By 2150 there are going to be so many white Amish people in America that theyll have to spread out and colonize the rest of the world
Christopher Perez
Wow... what the heck is this Wattpad story, dude? I gotta show this to my friends. I didn't know black people used to write retarded supremacy books like this... I wish they didn't go extinct in 2089 so I could ask the guy who wrote it what his IQ score was.
