Why not get a girl-next-door type gf with big tits?

Why not get a girl-next-door type gf with big tits?

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I would rather have the single mom next door gf with big tits

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Spoken like a true whatever the fuck

>he chooses old hag instead of young, fresh, fertile goddess
seek help

Morning myocinussy?

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>fertile
gross, I dont want no babies.

Because theyre too busy being married to chad

I'm marrying one in two weeks :)

She rejected me.

Oreganolly

I got the osananajimi bad end
I should have been more proactive

>tfw no big tit next door gf to tell me my weekend forecast

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>girl next door is a fucking whore

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Look at that body that I will never fuck

user those are pictures of children, you pedo

Yeah bro, just get one. All these specific types of women are throwing themselves at me, if only I'd
>settle for a ____ ____ ____ gf

>just get a chunky lifeguard gf

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>that fat with such a lean face
how?

>no conservative church going gf with big tits

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Why don't I land on the moon while I'm at it? Pick up two or three Nobels along the way, become pope. The works.

yeah why dont ya? Not with that attitude

Nice rage-bait. It's working. I want to punch you in the face.