How do i have sex with an incel

The thought of taking someones virginity is my new turn on, but there's a little problem. You guys are very inexperienced and learned all your stuff from porn. It would be like having sex with a monkey or a caveman. Whats your thought on why i should have sex with one of you?

>Inb4 i hav secks wit prostitut/wif
This thread is not meant for you then

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tits or gtfo, amigos

You shouldn't, we're straight and don't want to have sex with a man.

honestly I wouldn't recommend it, but if you really want to the best method is to take the lead on approaching but not be pushy enough that it feels like some kind of scam

You should just lie there and let me fuck you. Your pleasure and enjoyment is not my problem. I am entitled to sex and you will let me use you like a fuck doll.

>claims to be turned on by the idea of taking someone's virginity
>but also doesn't want someone inexperienced

See you guys are like animals, why should i want to have sex with someone who doesn't seem to care about my pleasure
Im not a tranny
Perhaps

This post was written by a guy and is bait

There is a difference tho. A normal inexperienced guy would be shy but maybe have a 8 inch cock and also let me lead. Incels are violent beings whose life revolves around sex so they would probably not be as gentle.

just let me rape you bitch

To the contrary, because I'm a handsome lad who fapped to over 9000 pornos, if I fucked you, you'd think I was lying about never having sex.

>then why haven't you had sex?
Both because I live with my parents and have no privacy at home, or a car, and I also would only feel comfortable if I was sure I could creampie your pussy and you wouldn't get pregnant.

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It's all fun and games until an incel decides to slit your throat because of some bullshit he made up in his head from online propaganda.

your post is delusional buddy
you will have porn induced erectile dysfunction (also the lack of regular cardio exercises will not help you), and even if you manage to get it up, you will blow your load in one minute of oral sex, or will lose the erection when the condom will be on

He didn't say you were a tranny, he said you were a man, but congrats on outing yourself faggot

it bothers me that i won't ever have the confidence enough to live out my deepest sexual fantasies and ways of making love and being in love. and no, they aren't violent

Assuming you're a woman and actually hot...
Become a stripper... you'll be able to deflower 10 awkward incels a week if you want to.

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This is gonna sound cringe but I still have compassion left, about the only thing, so I would put your needs above mine and do my very best. I'm not so desperate for sex, I'm more desperate to find someone to love and care for

Then teach him you fucking retard

How scandalous can it get?

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See women can be run through with 100s of bodies and still need to ask the question how do I fuck. It's because you don't do anything during sex like in the rest of the relationship.

Lmao based and trruthpilled

>so mediocre looking that the guy will lose his boner if he isn't completely sex starved
>this is the guy's fault