Requirements to be my gf

>a virgin(or a widow)
>White or Oriental
>doesn't take birth control
>doesn't use drugs
Alcohol and tobacco are fine, in moderation, of course.
>not fat
>doesn't have tattoos
>doesn't have fake eyebrows
>doesn't paints her nails
These are the requirements to be my gf.

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Why should anyone give a fuck about you?

Because I am
>6'1"
>White
>have 7inch penis

And?
Personality is pretty lacking and what's what alot of non-trash girls look for.

And what do you have to offer anyone?

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Cool, I meet all the requirements.

a question only ever asked of men

And I am:
>6'2"
>White
>Have 8"x6" penis
Get the fuck over yourself. If you don't actually kill yourself, make sure to never post again,

My personality is great.
Love, resources, superior genes.

answer the question faggo

Maybe you're ugly? Are you actually White(Nordic)? I am blonde and have blue eyes and a strong jawline.

I am also blonde and have blue-green eyes. I'm not going to rate my own fucking jawline. I'm actually happily married and make $300k/year, so I'm not technically incel-tier, but your attempt at being "chad" is pretty pathetic.

>I'm not going to rate my own fucking jawline.
But you can look at it objectively, so I'm guessing it isn't good. You did fine anyway though, good on you.

>doesn't use drugs
>Alcohol and tobacco are fine, in moderation, of course.
"I don't want a gf who uses drugs, but it's fine if she uses some of the most toxic drugs possible"

Cope, junkie. Alcohol and tobacco are legal because they aren't a big deal in moderation.

Imagine not wanting a gal that'll smoke Gauloises in a black turtleneck with you.

I will do as much acid as I please and you can't have any, faggot

My jawline looks fine to me. Girls seem to like it. Isn't that what matters?

>I'm not going to rate my own fucking jawline
>fine to me
Like I said, it doesn't matter if you found a girl that doesn't mind.

My only real requirements are
>virgin
>not obese
>no drug or alcohol addiction
>similar age
Failing that I'd rather stay single.

Hmmm, for me, it is my age to 10 years younger. I don't know if I could date an older woman.

>Happily married
>300k a year
>Still posts on r9k
Yea sure buddy

This is other-worldly pathetic. Jesus Christ lmfao.

I got started on Any Forums back in like 2005, and I've been here ever since. Sorry I didn't turn out to be enough of a loser for you, user.
Brag threads are always pathetic. That's why I post my own stats to make it a mog-off.