/r9gay/ - #1801

Gay spongebob edition.

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spongebob is canonically gay

the thread is shit and will attract coomers.
good job OP making a shit edition once again.

>implying most gays aren't huge coomers

can confirm i am gay and cum a lot

Well, coomer edition but still better than the previous one...

Of course they do, but they can atleast separate their drooling coomheads when they are jerking off and trying to socialize in these threads.

would you date squidward? be honest?

he's literally me omg

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to be desu with you, I prefer this memey coom shit to the soijack shit.

It must be said, lads.
Cum. Microchimaerism.
Once you're bred he's with you for life.

of course you do you little coomhead.

the op isn't nude or pornographic
doesn't seem too explicit

am i allowed to edge a man instead of a boy

how are things in the gayverse homosphere today ?

actually just nudity is less than this

pedophile.
reported and you will get shot.

its called sperm, not cum and you aren't a biologist so shush.

Call me a coomhead again and I'll make you bite the pillow )^:

that is quite rude
i hope you rethink your words

kys both of you

complaining about OPs is a sad affair. we love you OP

>kys both of you
Make me, faggot.

that is also quite rude
i hope you rethink your words

Thank god I'm going to bed now so I don't have to read any of this cringe drivel. Goodnight Ameribros.

I'm a doctor. The sperm within the cum (which is over 60% sugars to keep the sperm alive + some zymogens) penetrates into the bloodstream and deposits its DNA in your brain (somehow crosses BBB) and other tissues.

repeating the same shit faggot.
eat shit
boring faggot.
be more original
no he is lazy and boring.
goodnight europoor.

>boring
Oh god, it's you. You're that one annoyance who complains about everything being boring and yet all he does is complains.

can you leave the thread you are totally like mincing my vibe

goodnight, but its not bedtime yet

I did more for this shitposting general than you.

we love lazy and boring here

By complaining and insulting people? Wow, you sure are making this a place people want to be. The most you've done is bump it with your need to validate yourself.

You have no idea, faggot.

The least boring part of life is when his thrust pattern changes and for the first time you think "this is it, he's gonna be part of me forever" and you let him seed your tissues forever.

sex havers are a disease

>hah, you have no idea how important I am to this general thread on this obscure corner of an imageboard
Your narcissism is obnoxiously apparent.

being a good person and nice > gay person

>thrust pattern
you sound like such a fucking NERD lmao what's the fucking vector of ejaculation DORK hahahaha LOSERRRR

this thread is comedy gold. you've all got some serious mental illness

>bald
>emo
>wagie
no

>tfw no homely bf to sleep away the days away

>you've all got some serious mental illness
You did come to the gay thread, did you expect anything other than that?

Sometimes they slow down. Sometimes they speed up. Some of the seriously burnt-out degens pull out and jack off before sticking back in at the last moment. You can tell when it's coming though.