Has a nurse or anyone ever seen your dick? What did they say?

Has a nurse or anyone ever seen your dick? What did they say?

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Six different women and one man have seen my penis in a sexual context. They all said "nice!" and gave me a high five.

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Not even gay but i would sit on that

all of the women i had intercourse with saw my dick and none of them had anything to say about it in either direction. however i'm good at angles so when i send dick pics women usually say it looks big. ~7x5.4

really wish i had foreskin desu

I doubt nurses are ever impressed because they see dicks all day long and they're all sluts, but flirting with cute nurses is pure kino. They literally have to continue returning to your room and you can tell some of them are kind of into it. Being in a hospital is a 100% free pass to creep on your nurse. Try it.

Yeah, I had to go to get my balls checked once. She put on a glove on and I just looked at the ceiling as she fondled them. Extra awkward because she was an old family friend from back when we were kids where I was babysitted at her house sometimes. She barely said anything and was emotionless but the next time I saw her again she gave me a dirty smile.

Kill your parents senpie

nurse felt up my cock while my mom was sitting right next to me. kinda weird but i went home to play cod 4

Thats hot af.

The industrial revol

Your parents mutilated your PP lmao :3

>Has a nurse or anyone ever seen your dick?
My urologist.
>What did they say?
Something along the lines of: "Yep, that's lichen sclerosus. Use this cream daily on the white areas. come back in 2 months for me to check if it worked. If it doesn't, we'll have to talk about circumcision"
Luckily it did work and my foreskin is still intact.

is my foreskin working bros

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>is my foreskin working bros
yes it is bro

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>number of posters didn't go up
hm

jealous cutfag? :)

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>nice old lady nurse practioner
>doing my physical
>I'm wearing a gown
>randomly says "don't worry young man, its a perfectly normal reaction. I've seen it hundreds of times"
>ask what she is talking about
>she gestures towards my crotch
>"Ma'am I don't understand"
>she says its alright and not to worry
>move on to the part where she cups my balls
>remove my gown
>she makes a weird face and goes "oh" kind of disappointed, kind of embarrassed
>my autistic ass is just completely unable to process what is happening
>rest of the physical goes fine
>2 years later
>sitting on the toilet at 2 am
>realize what she was going on about

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thank god my parents never had me circumcised :)

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beautiful penis bro

Perhaps next time you tell this story you'll remember to explain it to the rest of the class.

My left mine pp in poo orleans.

Sorry nurse

Yeah you wish you could suck it dont you faggot

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Not a nurse but some medical assistant at a dermatologists office. She kept massaging my penis and then said "all done! :)" with a smile on her face