One shot at life

>one shot at life
>want an attractive and loyal bf so fucking bad more than anything
>born an ugly autistic fembot myself
i hate god if he exists so fucking much

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i will be your attractive and loyal bf

fag

Why post bait like this? Why demoralize people who already have nothing left? You people make me sick.

>one shot at life
>want an OK looking and loyal gf so fucking bad more than anything
>born an average looking autistic malebot

I AM ATTRACTIVE.
>6'0
>prominent nose
>150ish lbs
>lean body
>grey eyes (like hitler)
>brown hair (middle part, of course)

saged and keeping this tab open to see how many fruitless discord names get sent out while poor widdle femanon cries when looking at the offers and adds nobody

I want someone with blonde hair and blue eyes not boring brown

If I ever get a job maybe I'll fly Any Forums girls out like you for paid sex, but let's not kid ourselves: we're all ugly inside and better off alone.

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I'm willing to bet you are a fat ugly piece of shit.

B-but I can change for you p-pookie!

i have blue eyes, strawberry brunette hair and i'm 6'6 / ~200lbs with a pretty big dick
but i won't fuck you lol

In reality with you can have one or the other but not both.

>noone even calls bait these days
My board, my beautiful baby board is dead.
All I can do is kick vultures.

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So you're asian then?

>prominent nose
sir this is Any Forums
jewish features are generaly not seen as desirable here

are you a virgin to deserve one?

okay, but are you okay with me being ugly? :')
stop pretending to be me please

I would be your attractive and loyal bf and we would make extremely autistic children OP
There's nothing inherently bait about this. That people are having a meltdown in the replies is their own defect

you're a delusional skeleton

>one shot at life
>born a male
hey at least you made one right choice

>attractive
Why would he be loyal if he was attractive and can have any girl?

You're a fucking idiot and a newfag

then do it

mst have a small dick then

yes :)

>okay, but are you okay with me being ugly? :')
I lied to you user-chan... I am actually very ugly and have cheated on several girls in my life time. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Well, you have 24 replies and I'm sure you wouldn't have trouble finding one but you probably have highly specific standards to filter out an actual relationship and use it as a bullshit reason to complain how hard your life is instead of just picking someone and getting to know each other. It could be incredibly simple and straightforward but you have to make everything more complicated than it needs to be.

maybe you should lower your threshold ""femcel"", you're not entitled to a relationship ,attractive men don't approach you because they can smell the misandrist legbeard energy you're giving off.

>There's nothing inherently bait about this
You've gotta be delusional, it's pandering to retard autists who will never get a shot, and giving the a platform to shoot Thier shot and be ignored. I count 10+ guy saying " I'll be ur bf, plzplzplz"
Including you
It's bait

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yes
okay :)
i can't help who i am attracted to though, can i?
evil :(