As someone with crippling depression from not being able to get laid...

As someone with crippling depression from not being able to get laid, can someone who had sex before confirm to me that porn feels better than real sex? It's really killing me inside, should I just see a hooker

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Sex doesn't feel that great if you aren't into it or they aren't into it

Having sex one time is definitely not going to feel better than jacking it to porn. Enjoying sex takes practice, you need to get used to it and learn how to enjoy it. The first 50+ times are not going to be that great if you are a coomer.

Not sure if that makes you feel better or not but there you go.

>As someone with crippling depression from not being able to get laid, can someone who had sex before confirm to me that porn feels better than real sex?
As an autist with terrible social anxiety literally yes it does. If you don't like her and are not attracted to her its just plain gross. If you like her/find her attractive its better, but still kind of uncomfortable because you feel the need to perform. Nothing beats sitting in bed edging with the grip you find most comfortable to the hottest porn you can find, touching yourself only the way you know how.

I feel like if I had a girl in front of me to stick my dick in would be the ultimate feeling in existence so I don't know what you mean about learning to enjoy it, I will see a hooker in 35 days from now and will see what the big fuss is all about, because apparently the fuss is all in my head right now.

sex isn't that great, most girls just lay there and try to look hot but you'll do all the work and you actually need stamina or you'll get tired and lose your boner. Once you've fucked one pussy you've fucked them all imo. And pussy is not tighter than your hand, it feels warm and bumpy to the tip of your dick but other than no clean up cause you just nut inside, it really isn't that great. And the more random hookups you have the more you'll see that most women are just trash who like to be degraded and treated like a cum dumpster.

Sex is like any activity. You have to know what you are doing and it takes practice.
Sex is porn is bad. A guy with huge cocks just pounding you would just hurt.

>I don't know what you mean about learning to enjoy it
First of all it is more physically complicated than you think, you have to learn how to move and control the girl so you can get your shlong in comfortably, finding the hole by positioning her, and so on. And like the other user said, performance is a big part of it especially if it's someone you don't know well. You will be way too focused on the social interaction of it to even think of your own pleasure that much. And since you're a coomer you will probably not feel much after you actually slip it inside - wet pussy is pretty damn loose compared to a coomer's right hand death grip, you need to lower your sensitivity by getting used to pussy.

If you're serious about this, abstain from jerking it for at least 6 months before

>can someone who had sex before confirm to me that porn feels better than real sex
Sorry bud. Sex and porn fill completely different cravings actually. Now, in terms of what makes your peepee feel better, tier list:
>raw vaginal
>raw anal
>masturbation with the right lubes and toys
>a good blowjob
>sex with condom
>simple masturbation
>handjob
>a bad blowjob
>tit fuck
POWER GAP
>footjob
>blowjob with condom

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So in the end it's more about enjoying being with a woman than actually being inside her. I still feel like I will cum in 2 seconds once I stick it in, damn I can't wait. And to tell the truth I don't really feel like missing out except for the fact that everyone fucks the girls I see on the daily but I don't, which automatically makes me a loser for having to pay for it, do you ever get jealous of not being able to fuck at least one female you know?

dont listen to him, he's just had bad/little sex. ive fulfilled most fantasies i had, sex varies depending on the person. good sex is always, always better than fapping.

At least he tried to help me, I am still a virgin but I will only ever get to fuck hookers.

You may not have a good time with a hooker, reason being that you have to use a condom. Hookers that let you raw dog them are usually STD ridden so thats a no go, and i can tell you from when i first started fucking around, condoms are huge boner killers when you just start having sex, particularly because you'll likely be nervous. You'd need to find someone that's really good at making you feel comfortable.

Blowjob with condom isn't that bad, c'mon.

>no pussy caused depression
You're an idiot bro. You think not sticking your dick in a vagina caused your depression? No, it's the lack of love. Sex is secondary

>fulfilled fantasys
gay as fuck dude, what did you have her dress you up as a maid and then peg you? There are no male fantasy's that don't involve the girl taking your dick in the end. I've walked girls around on leashes I've pissed on a girl I've throat fucked a girl etc, they're all just disgusting whores imo and after a while it makes you feel disgusting by association.

Kid porn has got nothing on real sex. NOTHING
There is nothing better than sliding between a woman's legs. If you have to ask that question, you're fucked. Grow a set and get out there.

who hurt you, retard?

you should re-read your opening two words and learn to use the oxford comma

>who hurt you
so no actual answer then just boilerplate brainlet reply? Pottery.

Prostitutes feel better than gfs and porn.

man you must have walked into your mom taking it in the ass by a stranger while crying or something, im so sorry retard. wanna talk about it champ?

faggoty comeback dipshit.

did she beg you to not look? where was your dad?

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LOL okay brochacho. i literally expelled one of my testicles through my urethra because my first time having sex was so good

Sex with a hooker is not going to be better.
Good sex is a bout being in the mood and being into the other person. While it is still better than masturbation, it's not going to be mind blowing or do anything good for your self-esteem since you payed for it

>You will be way too focused on the social interaction of it to even think of your own pleasure that much.
This is where escorts or wives are necessary--a hookup girl won't see a Protocols of Elders 'red flag' on your bookshelf and walk out on you