University Roast Thread

Anons, post the universities you go to, your majors, and then roast other anons in this thread.

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I studied chemistry in an institute of technology. I didnt get the grades to get into a prestigious school.

Was it Springfield Heights Institute of Technology?

Nope you wouldn't have heard of it.

Major in poli-sci (specialized in Data Analytics) with an economics minor at a high tier UC school. Should have went in with a plan instead of going undeclared, defaulting to econ which I hate for two years, then switching to Poli Sci at the last minute to graduate on time.

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better a useful degree from a shit college than a mediocre or bad degree from a known one IMO

History
current plan is to take my last few hundred dollars to relocate to a sunnier city so that when i inevitably become homeless i don't freeze.

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Will be going to UBC okanogan next semester for applied sciences AKA general engineering
too retarded to get into UBCV, hopefully gonna transfer year 1 or year 2
or the very likely possibility of blowing my brains out

I remember you from another thread! I hope you succeed.

Universidad Autonoma de Ciudad Juarez, I am in my third semester of Civil Engineering. Roast me it shouldn't be too hard, but keep in mind that here we only have to pay about $50,000 pesos for our whole career ($2,500 US dollars approximately).