It's 2am and I just need a male, any non sex offender male, to curl up into and cry and cuddle

It's 2am and I just need a male, any non sex offender male, to curl up into and cry and cuddle.

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Assuming you're a bio femanon that's very sweet

That would get annoying quick. I'm afraid I would have to tape your mouth closed with duct tape if you got too annoying

I'm not gay, but I'll silently browse on my phone at the lowest brightness level next to you on the sofa.

Lol shot in the dark here but you stay on the US east coast by any chance?

I am.

>non sex offender male
was a key phrase.

If you're fat, nobody cares.

I haven't showered in a week and smell rancid is that okay with you?

I might take a woman as well but it doesn't feel as safe.

West.

I'm not a sex offender, I require all of my slaves to be well behaved

You have your priorities in order, I'd accept

You are a tranny, ipso facto YOU are the sex offender.

>I might take a woman
But we're both males

>any non sex offender male
Every single man here jerks off to porn
Go back to Reddlt or some other shitty site

I am not, just big boobs butt and thighs. Also slightly chubby cheeks.

Yes. Might smell delicious to me. I love musk.

Ew.

>to curl up into and cry and cuddle.
hmmm that doesn't sound fun tho

Once I actually tried bumble and shit and saw the amount of ugly ass girls that everywhere. i mean disgusting irredeemable women. i don't get excited about threads like this anymore

Cute, you sound great femanon. I have a soft spot for cuddlers

what are you, some kind of bigot? who WOULDNT want a cluster b psycho bitch lmao

Same but I am a 25 yo virgin male. Man I am pathetic I just want to die

More unrealistic incel beauty standards of shitting on one's true "looksmatch".
Incels are even harsher than women in rating looks. Known phenomenon since they do not go outside much and mostly look at media.

>crying = cluster b psycho bitch
I hope you are alone forever.

We can take turns little spooning and I can make us some hot tea.

I'll instantly get hard. Hell, I'm already hard rn.

If you have blue or green eyes I'll probably find you extremely attractive

That's okay. I know it is biological.

Nope. And I don't need you to.

$1,500 I show up and spoon you all night long, no monkey business, just cuddling.

You will be alone forever, a lot of guys wise up to psychos these days

You're probably cute regardless. I hope you at least found some happiness in this thread femanon

>I can make us some hot tea.
Can you poison it while you are at it? So I can be free

coming up next: man stabbed in the heart 10 times by girl he met on the internet

>2-3 months of rent
I am sorry, no fucking way.

Lol.

Thank you.

If I could, I would have already.

>projecting male tendencies on femanons

You're welcome! I'll always be here!

I watched a lot of new detectives, it happened a lot in the early 2000s

You are here because of the poor choices you made in life you psychopath now enjoy what you deserve loneliness and despair hahahah

Wish we could chat further femanon, it's rough finding people to brave through loneliness with

>more blind woman hate

That's not what you were supposed to say you unsensitive harlot

A man's gotta know his worth

Don't you find it odd that someone opens with "cry and cuddle" in your arms? I mean I get some people are damaged goods, but that's your first red flag. The second is tranime pic, which means man.

Can you imagine ending up for attention? I dont even know whats worse

kino#0214, let's chat

No Idea#0490 femanon

100% its a tranny, a girl would be too ashamed to make a thread like this because of her ego