I'm an actual fucking alcoholic

>I'm an actual fucking alcoholic
>have started drunk driving occasionally
>drink as soon as I can when I wake up
>get the shakes and sweats when I don't get drunk
>don't trust doctors at all anymore so not asking them to help with fucking anything

I was feeling pretty good but now im halfway done with the last beer and im getting pissed off i feel like the whole world is conspiring against me the past 6 years

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Just drink every other day

just stop drinking and driving retard, everything else seems just fine. that shit is actually dangeroud for you and people around you.

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>under 10 sober days this year
>only health problems are losing weight because too lazy to cook and eat
I'm pretty sure it's all just lies to make peasants not feel good.

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>under 10 sober days
actually im not sure I have even that holy shit I am sorta fucked

I no longer worry about the health effects very much anyway. I don't want to live long; I'm way past my prime already, why fucking bother? If I didn't have so many problems I'd never have become an alcoholic in the first goddamned place, right? I keep forgetting shit all the time and getting super irritable and anxious when I've gone too long without alcohol.

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>drunk driving
Kill yourself please before you kill someone else.

drunk driving is really fun after a couple beers, everybody does it

I want to have a drink with u one day yuno posting user

Just drink and don't think about it that much. If anything all this thinking about it makes it pretty clear you are very uncertain about your lifechoises.

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thanks yuno im gonna put on some 90s anime OPs or something and look and cute anime girls to deal with the pain of finishing my beer
That's true tubbaanon, except im not unsure but certain my life choices were pretty bad

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>tubbaanon
what the heck

yeah, you tried to eat my ghostwaifu in the desert you assclown dont pretend you forgot

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>i feel like the whole world is conspiring against me the past 6 years
The world ended in 2016. We aren't living in the real world ever since that year.

Look into it, user. You might find some answers. 2016 Theory explains all the bullshit that happens in the past 6 years. It's simply not real. It's a fake world. We switched timelines.

I don't have any fucking idea what you are talking about but I want some of the shit you are on.

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google tubba blubba and then do flacca with me then

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But what the fuck does it have to do with my post?

does it really matter? but okay here you go dumbfuck tubba (tubs, tub tubby)=fat, you posted fat guy, i post tubba blubba, she ate my ghostwaifu, I do flacca with a lil K in my car a quarter mile home now

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I never liked beer it always makes me feel yucky I like girly drinks lolz

at least theres no need to question are you actually drunk and stupid thats for sure.

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god made soem of us clowns user

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Harsh reality. Thank god I'm drunk again so I don't care.