/r9gay/ - #1792

Big dog edition.

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first post for myth busters Adam was cute

second for OP is a coping straightoid
shopping dicks on anime girls will not rescue you from the gas chambers

it makes really good bubble fluid, you know the fluid you use to make bubbles? that stuff. you can use hula hoops with it to create giant bubbles and trap people inside. seriously i am not joking this is real.

>tfwywnb thrown in the gas chamber indiscriminately regardless of sexual orientation, race, or preferences
i need to be euthanized. . .

perfect post for those trips
diverse, non-discriminatory extinction event when

>tfw all the helium tanks are adulterated with oxygen now so i can't exit bag myself any more

>tfw no bf that will let me wear a wifebeater

with your dubs and my trips of the Lord. IT HAS BEEN PROPHESIED! soon user.. soon...

user
learn how to scuba dive
then go down too deep too fast
that's how I wanna do it
nitrogen narcosis makes you giggly and delirious then it kills you nopain

>tfw no angry r9gay mob that wants to lynch me for being straight

also you don't have to worry about body disposal

Use carbon dioxide? There are other gasses than helium.

we wont lynch you... just rape your anus repeatedly for 30 days and nights taking shifts running a train on you.

carbon dioxide triggers the reflex to inhale
it's not the lack of oxygen that does that, but the buildup of carbon dioxide
hence why replacing oxygen in your lungs with other gases sometimes even works
you're thinking of carbon monoxide, that's a good one

if it meant getting pussy would you give up your gay life? say for example you were offered a deal you couldn't refuse would you drop you're gay act?

no ew wtf? no user not for 200 trillion but double or nothing and i will go back to being gay immediately after the pay.

I'd do it for a rich, flatchested tomboy wife who acts like a man and looks like one when she wears men's clothes and has short hair
doesn't even have to be rich desu

>if it meant getting pussy would you give up your gay life?
No, I've turned down several very aggressive women. I'm gay.

>say for example you were offered a deal you couldn't refuse
I guess I'd let her rape me with a gun to my head..?

>would you drop you're gay act?
I'm a regular straight-acting guy.

is this a godfather joke?
>deal you couldnt refuse

gay people dont watch the godfather

is it the jew?

1. studies suggest gays have slightly larger peniss
2. studies suggest gays have slightly higher IQ
3. studies suggest gays have sligtly more feminine beauty
4. studies suggest gays gays gays....etc.

this has to be jew controlled science right?

I made a godfather edition thread the other day...

Please kill me first :(

its all true user... i have a big pp...

you go for a walk by train tracks and you happen to notice a suicidal adult who has cuffed himself to the rails
he has dropped the keys somewhere nearby but he simply won't tell you where
do you save the person by raping them, since sex solves all problems and they will tell you where the keys are so you can uncuff them before the train arrives, or do you just walk by?
think about it user
and maybe have sex while you do

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no but i will give you stockholm syndrome and free you from your bonds, while trying to make a relationship out of it gas lighting you into thinking i am a benevolent gay but in reality i took turns nutting up your ass.

i simply do not walk by the train tracks if i do not wish to encounter an ethical dilemma