Tfw you'll never split a qt3.14 in two with your cock

>Tfw you'll never split a qt3.14 in two with your cock
>Why even live

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Become the qt3.14 that gets split by big robot cock

I want to split you in two with a dull wood axe.

Why stop at the PENETRATED line?

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Based and Vlad the Impaler pilled.
Also fuck the bozgors.

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what kind of basedlet coomer makes this image?

People obsessed with penis size seem to think that women's vaginas are an infinite chasm
>everybody likes a big dick with enough foreplay

The same girls who act like it doesn't matter will chase the dude who has the big dick once the rumor spreads among the friend group.

they are missing out just cause I have an overbite

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There are 6 inchers that pass belly buttons

Because its possible to fuck a woman beyond her cervix now human crouch has the raw muscle power to break past it, but something like a horse on the otherhand.

Kys tranny, ywnbaw
Take pimozide.

well at least i got one waifu heart boys

"Yes Babe! Right in the lung!"

Well if were talking about reality then over 7 inches is pointless because you can't even go balls deep

I want to cut my genitals off
Eunuchs 4 lyfe

Serrated knife, follow the line, keep going.

>Tfw you'll never split a qt3.14 in two with your cock
Is 4 inches enough?

way too big, sorry, you'll be a virgin for life

Where is your source sir

>Get on top of her
>Flop around like a fish
>yell "YOU LIKE THAT BABE!!! HUH?? YOU LIKE THAT!!"
>Groan like a seal
>Take out my 4 inch cock (Fully hard) and cum a couple tiny little droplets
>Ask if it was good for her
>Cut her off if she starts talking with "yeah it was good"
>Run out of the room giggling and rub my asshole on her clothes before leaving

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