>youre breathing very loud
Blood curdling sentences
>Damn bitch, you fart with that ass?
>eew whats that smell?
>I was joking when I said
*that.
I was joking when I said that
>I have a boyfriend btw
>lol you talk wierd
>its safe and effective
>We regret to inform you that your position in your Futures account has been liquidated as your margin balance was lower than the required maintenance margin
>calm down, it's ok. you're at the hospital. do you have your insurance card on you?
>I like that you are yourself and and don't try to hide it
>What's this that I found?
>i checked the search history on the family computer
>you're weird
you know it's over when they utter these words
>You're such a nice guy
>Why are you so nice to me all the time?
>Girl who didn't like you/made fun of you in high school
>Omg you haven't changed at all
>You always dress so funny
>Our country has been invaded
>You're hilarious
nobody says this unless they don't know what to say to something that was supposed to be funny but didn't land
Some highlights for me
>got called a cryptid by a girl
>got told I eat cereal in an autistic way
>looks of disgust whenever I try to join a conversation
>you're such a fuck up
>why are you here?
People can be so very cruel.
>don't touch me, I don't like it
>Excuse me, I wasn't talking to you