The Eternal Nofap (MMXX): Take the Black

>Hear my words and bear witness to my vow. Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

Robots, do you join me on this night?

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yea sure g, rip x

I'll take a vow to match it, I'm going to take multiple wives, hold as much land as possible, father as many children as possible, I'm going to wear a crown and be more glorious than anyone before me. I am one of those chinese sword-breaker clubs that stops and breaks swords into little pieces.

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>wear a crown
Make sure it's a solar one.

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>do you join me on this night?
Maybe

Why would I want to make an enemy of the sun god by using its visage for a hubristic, human vanity project

>a hubristic, human vanity project
What exactly do you think wearing a crown and calling yourself a king is all about, lol?

>I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Oh hallo again
Are you the user who made that nofap benefits list?
I'm trying my best to do nofap until the end of August.
Also the solstice is coming, so there is another significant date you can use to go by I guess

>Are you the user who made that nofap benefits list?
Yes, hello, good friend.
Goodness, that was a long time ago wasn't it, wasn't it early 2020? Ironic, considering this is a renewal and extension of the original nofap I was on at that point in time.

>Also the solstice is coming, so there is another significant date you can use to go by I guess
I'm well aware, the Solstice will strike on June 21, which will be my 3rd day of this current streak.
Quite fitting. :)

>I'm trying my best to do nofap until the end of August.
Interesting, my minimum aim with this one is 150 days (November 16), but I might try and continue until 177 days (December 12), that is if I don't just decide to keep going with this streak in perpetuity.
We shall see how things progress.

I think that list you made was from 2021, but yeah, I still look at it from time to time to get that extra bit of motivation.
I'm also going to use this time to lose a bit of weight also and perhaps get my fitness back.
It looks like we got our work cut out for us.

Hopefully we can use the solstice as a time for change

>I think that list you made was from 2021, but yeah
Hmm, I am fairly sure it was early 2020, but you may well be right.
You said you saved it right? Couldn't you check the date the file was originally created?
If you don't mind...

Unfortunatly I saved your list in a text file with other positive quotes I find over the internet so there is no way to tell when I saved it

Also do you have anything else to add to the list?

>Unfortunatly I saved your list in a text file with other positive quotes I find over the internet so there is no way to tell when I saved it
Yep, right click on the text file, click properties and it will tell you both when the file was originally created and when it was last modified.

Oh wait, you mean the file was already created long before you saved my quotes.
Well, if you wouldn't mind, could you copy and paste my quote (can actually just be the first few sentences).
I'll then run it through the archive and find the original post and date.

>Also do you have anything else to add to the list?
Right now, no. In a week or two or three? Perhaps. I will be posting threads quite regularly to keep me reminded and motivated as time passes.
Don't be a stranger. :)

Oh, what I will say is this... take zinc supplements daily. It makes nofap harder, but the rewards are all the sweeter.
Zinc + nofap. Lightning combo.

Don't worry man, I'll be here because we are on this journey together.
Anyways, I gotta go but I will see you around again.
I'll also see if I can add some things to and update you next time I see you.

Good luck and keep going!

>Anyways, I gotta go but I will see you around again.
Wait! Please! Can you just copy and paste the first few sentences of my quote you saved so I can run it through the archive?

nofap is a meme
you act as if it's some kind of challenge and not something you choose to or not to do at any given time.

No, it is not

Frequent masturbation lowers testosterone utilization researchgate.net/profile/Alonso_Fernandez-Guasti/publication/6536830_Relationship_between_Sexual_Satiety_and_Brain_Androgen_Receptors/links/54b6c2970cf2e68eb27f0321/Relationship-between-Sexual-Satiety-and-Brain-Androgen-Receptors.pdf Three weeks of abstinence increases testostorone levels ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788 Masturbation is associated with lower psychological health and reproductive well-being tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/14681994.2019.1677883 Sperm contains compounds that prolong lifespan, fight cancer & heart disease vitalrecord.tamhsc.edu/spermidine-rich-foods-may-prevent-liver-cancer-extend-lifespan/ Men who are sexually active in their 20s and 30s are more likely to develop prostate cancer onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2008.08030.x Masturbation decreases dopamine levels sites.tufts.edu/emotiononthebrain/2014/11/18/postcoital-neurochemistry-the-blues-and-the-highs/ Watching porn reduces gray matter in prefrontal cortex jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/1874574 Porn addiction has similar mechanism with substance addiction ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4600144/ Making sperm shortens lifespan of male worms nytimes.com/1992/12/03/us/in-worm-at-least-making-sperm-is-found-to-shorten-a-male-s-life.html Masturbating 3 days in a row decreases sperm count by 20% ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2054949 Increasing ejaculation frequency decreases sperm count significantly ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15497706 Prevalence of erectile dysfunction doubled between 2004 and 2013 cir.usc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Genital-Image-Sexual-Anxiety-and-Erectile-Dysfunction-Among-Young-Male-Military-Personnel.pdf Pornography consumption is associated with mental health issues ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6327603

>nooo don't have sex! You must be an incel like me and only have sex one during your life for procreation
whatever makes you feel special buddy. Just know there are better religions out there.