User GOES OUTSIDE: EPISODE 4

Schizo-free edition

Fourth time's the charm! This time I plan on strolling through the town cemetery where I shall undoubtedly run into a quirky goth manic pixie dream gf.

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You know the drill: We begin by touching poison ivy

Forgot pic, great start

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You can often judge a small town by how ugly its water tower is

Also not sure why I'm still bothering to censor pics but hey

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Maybe I should barge in and be like DOCTOR DOCTOR GIVE ME THE NEWS, I GOT A BAD CASE OF NO GF

And he'll say YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) WHAT YOU NEED IS GOOD LOVIN'

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And here we are

One of the most triangular buildings I've seen

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Maybe the reason I don't have a house is because I won't settle for anything below a cute cozy A-frame cabin

i have hope for you user. do this a few thousand times and you will find your gf

When driving past a graveyard my dad sometimes used to ask me "How many people do you think are dead in there?"

All of them

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Been here over 10 minutes and still no qt Hex Maniac/Rottytops gf, what gives?

Thanks anomalous, you too

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They bury the real assholes in these

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With all due respect to the dead, these are absolute NPC graves

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Now THIS is a grave

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I am not alone here after all

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If life were Zelda I'd try to push this to reveal a hidden staircase or something

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POTENTIAL GF SPOTTED

She looks a bit prudish though, what do you guys think

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is it just me or is it written REICH on the one to the right ?

Could easily be, at least half these names are Krautish

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>Schizo-free edition
Um, user... You're taking pictures of graves. I appreciate the effort, but I wouldn't call it schizo-free.

>Tfw the gravedigger/ keeper has a nicer house than you.
Truly we live in the kali yuga

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Don't be dumb.
This is a continuing series, that is satirical and fun. Just enjoy it instead of bitching about how weird it is. I know you're just bantering, but really. This is tame and wholesome by r9k standards

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These kinds of graves are actually kind of sad, doomed to be swallowed by the earth and forgotten within decades

I'm referring to last thread where some miserable bastard was trying to punish me for going outside

Sadly I think that's just a chapel

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Imagine getting your ass interred in a storage locker

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