Wear a new tshirt

>wear a new tshirt
>fap
>spurt all the way up
>hit my fucking shirt
>its dirty already
FUCK

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God I hate when that happens.
>jerk off
>about to cum
>pinch foreskin to catch cum
>didn't pinch skin fast/hard enough
>cum shoots out all over my hands and stomach

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>he doesn't know the instant cum-remover recipe

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How do I learn to spurt like a king? I can only dribble

>he partakes in auto-fellatio
Based.

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>go to toilet to piss
>hold piss using muscles
>leave toilet
>jack off
>use piss holding muscles as you feel the coom's about to head out, hold tension for as long as possible
>release
>shoot coom
>profit

Eh. I wouldn't do that, eventually the pee stored in your balls will work its way into your bladder.

that's why you piss in your pants before jacking off, forgot that part

didn't knew that was possible, oy vay
doesnt it get too messy under your foreskin or something idk oof
(lewd)
sharing it would be better than bragging desu
I am n0 expert and it doesnt happen all the time, I would assume it depends on my mood and how aroused I got oof
well I stumbled upon this after waking up
(kindalewdagain)
0h
>pee stored in your balls
that sounds sus even to me
I have to ask a biologist about that

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I once managed to pee just as I started cumming and the orgasm lasted for as long as I could keep peeing for. It was magical and better than any drug, although I did ruin my keyboard

>doesnt it get too messy under your foreskin
No. It literally takes like 5 wanks in the shower to clean it. You'll know if it's not clean because your dick will smell like piss.

Hot

Hot hot hot :3

Imagine the smell desu
damn and they are shilling better hygiene as a plus point for being
cope I guess desu
that doesnt sound like much more work or something

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>Not cumming into hand and running cum through your hair or face
NGMI

I just swallow my own nut

gimme your shirt to wear and sniff pls

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wish i could lick it off for user...

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that would be even a bigger mess????
have you only swallowed your own nut so far?
I mean we could trade, you can have my shirt if you send me yours so I can do the same with it desu
n0w its getting too lewd desu

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shoot in my mouth next time or else...!

Licking cum off cebby-chan's tummy~

swapping sticky shirts! done deal
what if we hugged in them haha hehe

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what in the fucking fuck is this thread

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Why'd you click onto the thread user? Hmm?

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tomokocute

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I am gonna save this one into my fap folder desu
but thats not where mine landed on desu, there some fabric between it
exchaning worn clothes and reeking like each other is bae tier desu
>what if we hugged in them haha
since they are both sticky we may get glued to each other
and end up in a even stickier situation desu

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>reeking like each other
it's the best. wearing a boy's stinky freshly used shirt is the comfiest feeling of all, like you're part of his property
>end up in an even stickier situation desu
you couldn't mean... getting sticky but with no clothes on?!

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>I am gonna save this one into my fap folder desu
post some stuff

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just some boys trying to make other boys feel good, nothing weird here

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what does cock taste like? i want to lick a boy's dick so bad frens

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Dont jerk off for a few days and when you fuck or jerk off just build a momentum and edge a bit