Women say my standards are too high and that is the reason I'm single, but here are my standards

Women say my standards are too high and that is the reason I'm single, but here are my standards.

>have a vagina
>don't be over 350lbs

And yet I am still single. How are these standards too high?

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raise it to 450 easy fix

>>don't be over 350lbs
Why are you obese shaming? Stop with your misogynic views please

Stop with the weight shaming please, love all women of all sizes

If women can discriminate against me because of my height, why can't I discriminate against them because of their weight?

Have women actually told you your standards are too high when you have explained it to them?

Girls standards:

>guy must have friends irl
>guy must not watch cartoons
>guy must have a good relationship with his mother
>guy must know how to change a flat tire, fire a gun, and dance

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A strong woman has the right to choose what she deserves, dickhead.
And you need to stop fat shaming, you misoygnist piece of shit

You probably aren't completely honest about your standards. That or you're hideous.

My standards as a 21 yo girl:
>have passionate hobbies
>like to have sex a lot with me and let me sit on your face
>be nice and love me
>try to get a decent job and want a farm

standards from an actual girl

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The truth is the median man is far more put together than the median woman. Women can be total trash adn still get a decent bf.

35 years old? Zero score, old hag

>35
Given 3 years to date and marry, she's very close to being infertile

And then randomly leave or cheat on said boyfriend and blame it on "mental health issues". God I wish I could just be gay.

>farm
A small farm with a few chickens as a hobby is fun. A farm as a business is a hell of competition with local and foreign producers, unfriendly seasonal weather, rising water prices, fluctuating crop prices and ever increasing machinery costs. Doesn't make much money too.

Yeah a small farm.

Define a "decent job", I already have land but I'm pretty neet on it

lmao you just want a dad you can fuck

That's cute. I always wanted a small farm, but I suffer as a college student who's lived his whole life in the city.

>tfw ill never wake up to feed the chickens, or enjoy a bowl of fresh strawberries

I used to like growing beans in cotton and spring onions in small flower pots. But anything more complicated than a cherry tomato I kill quickly, unfortunately. Even my rosemary plant had a lifespan of a guppy.

Wow I actually fit all of these, lifefuel. Are you American by chance

Not all women have a vagina, some have a feminine penis
And that weight limit?! Yikes! You into exploiting eating disorders?

Why's she so racist against Maoris, bros? It's not right