Realistically, what would you have done in this situation?

well if youve got a cousin sister you know what happens next

>cousin sister
Hol up

rei

sex

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What exactly is the situation?

I don't watch Anime.

>14 year old girl wants to fuck a grown man
>He tells her "no way fag" and she spergs out

Channelled my inner Dale Cooper

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>implying anyone would go for Asuka when Misato's there
The wall doesn't exist in 2D land so older girls are always superior. Kaji made the right choice

Based

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>cousin sister
Do americans really?

Leave and fuck Misato all night

why is he hanging out with a 14yo

rebuild mistato after the time skip, hit the wall

Kaji was responsible for her the same way Misato was for Shinji, at least up until Asuka started living with Misato
No she didn't. How do you figure that? She looked the same except with an eyepatch
Which honestly considering she'd be like 50 shouldn't be the case but there it is.

Older adults were meant to teach younger people how to have sex. The new hysteria over age gaps is unnatural

a better question would be what would I not have done in that situation

Rebuilds aren't canon.

Mating press

sadly i watched nge and it was piece of shit, anyway from what i remember the woman babysit shinji but also let her boobs hang out etc, she should put herself in a parent position but she was a dumb alcoholic

Cute

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Why lie about something you don't understand on a board where no one believes you? Are you just that stupid?

>Asuka tries to fuck Kaji, Kaji declines
>Misato tries to fuck Shinji, Shinji declines

Which was more inappropriate?

Misato's because if I recall correctly, she was basically trying to comfort him because Asuka went into a coma and Rei got killed and then showed up again because of the clone business. Shinji was nearing mental collapse and Misato's idea of motherly comfort was sex
It was suppose to be peak fucked up and show why the whole "sexy older lady" thing was in fact fucked up.
Asuka was just trying to appear older because that's what kids her age try to do. Not that weird. Kaji was also way better adjusted and had the correct reaction.

Was it rape?

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>low test Asukas

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Yes

Based woman

What's wrong with being an atheist? Religion is for zoomers and third worlders.

pill time!

>What's wrong with being an atheist Religion is for zoomers and third worlders.

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Would have gone for it
This nogga really went for busted, used up pussy when asuka was literally begging him

wtf I love zoomers now

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weeb trash for simp shitters

asuka is built for sex

Nothing really, I just wanted reactions

#metoo doesn’t happen in the evangelion timeline
Misato was still a whore who got passed around
>no penetration
>woman on boy
>rape
Kek try again school teachers rape kids all the time and they never see prison unless its man on girl

>busted, used up pussy
bottom-tier, pedo take ngl

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Asuka has a 99% chance of dying horribly in the next year. All of them eventually had that low chance of survival. At that point, go hog wild, she's never gonna grow up to experience normal sex and relationships anyway

>#metoo doesn’t happen in the evangelion timeline
But statutory rape litigation does.

If you have any experience with REAL girls, you know girls like Asuka are the most insufferable human to be around.
Imagine the vanity of a tiktok whore, with an a degree at age of 14 and being pampered as the saviour princes of human race through the whole life.
No wonder Shinji became gay.

>he didn't grow up with cousins you treat like siblings
I feel bad for you.

Its in the anime. It comes up in that scene where she and kaji get drunk and fuck and all you see when they talk is a night stand. She talks about previous relationships and how she gives herself up easily. If she wasn’t a rostie, I would post accordingly.

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Nothing ever happened to this guy. Tell me with a straight face he didn’t fuck rei

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She wasn't a real human bean.

She can fix him

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basado

Just use protection, user, you really don't want a cousin-baby, even if your animes make it seem like such fun

Frijol humano

I disagree

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No, I am American. Condoms are just a couple letters away from Communism.

Probably suck Kaji's dick

Ywnbaw

Depends on whether or not I knew the world was going to end soon.
If I did, of course I would, if I didn´t, I be too scared of consequences.

that only happens if they don't cum hard enough

Asuka is just being a normal teenage girl, albeit an assertive one.
Misato is an adult who should know better.

I wouldn't be able to make her cum hard enough.

My approach towards the entirety of this show would be a lot more like Coop from Megas XLR than Shinji's nonsense. I'd probably throw on some rock music and use the robot to smash up a hamburger factory.

Shinji could die at any moment. But he still acts like a childish brat. Misato was trying to make him a man so he could go out bravely.

>be me
>move to Japan to teach English
>conditioned by anime to see all the girls' school uniforms as cumslutty
>the older girls don't have to wear their school uniforms, but at that point they're just hot in their own right
>all the girls giggle when they see me and call me "ikemen" and flirt with me

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Do they write love notes on their eyelids so when they blink you see it and get flustered?

No but one girl said, "You have beautiful eyes," and I didn't know what to say to her. Sometimes they bring their friends to me and say, "She really likes you."

>abstractions are for children
Filtered

Fuck Misato and rape Maya

Which prefecture did you teach in?
Japanese aoc laws vary by location.

Had sex with a mentally ill teenager

You know what to do
youtube.com/watch?v=D78nZl4Dkrw&ab_channel=TwinkieMan

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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misato was using sex as a motivator because its all she really understands in life

Anime is super mainstream now. Stop projecting.

Nips like twinks though. They're scared of muscle

>using Google Translate and not Jisho

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Id ravage her like it was my last day on Earth, because it probably would be.

Kaji did the right thing. fugging her would have messed up her mental development even more.

You are obviously not from the U.S. else you would know it got nuffin' to do here with penetration.

Yes, but laws don't apply during the Third Impact so who cares

*tips fedora*

Rape.

can't rape the willing

This is all part of big tech's demoralization campaign against western men.

With zoomer trannies. Don't care about them.

Wtf why does google say twink?

>Zoomers are obsessed with nip culture
>Meanwhile, Japanese culture promotes: transgenderism, pedophilia, homosexuality, gratuitous violence, suicide, incest, rape
Makes you think

traditional japanese culture is against 3 of these
you have proven nothing

I would have molested her. Obviously.
Just kidding I'm not an incel ____________ ;-) ____________

Cope, whitey

Because it's designed to be wrong and corrupt Japanese speech

don't worry, your upgrade from virgin will eventually happen

don't project so hard ikemen

...

embarrassing

rape because I hate everyone in this show and Asuka in particular

>Misato was trying to make him a man so he could go out bravely.
Retards don't understand this and think she actually wanted to fuck him.

Probably the same as Kaji. It's an awkward situation so I'd turn her down while trying to react as little as possible.

>Retards
More like virgins.

…but she says there’s more where that came from after the mission? Was she just gonna give him a handjob? :(

this

Look at all the trannies you’re making seethe

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>Says she's gonna give him more
>Dies 2 seconds later
Lying bitch

Why do rightoids give weebs so much shit for being attracted to anime teens, when the Japs are the ones who made them super attractive and hyper-sexualized in the first place?

DRUNK SEX WITH MISATO RIGHT NOW

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in misatos defense she was living at moment of literal biblical end times, every day could have been the last for the whole humanity, so fucking some teenager to make him a man wasnt terrible thing to do

Asuka is a cunt and people who made cuck porn are cunts too.

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Aside from penpen, was Kaiji the most mentally solid person in the show?

The three desk guys seemed ok

What about now?

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I would do exactly what Shinji did, but I'd use her hand.

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Same as shinji except I coom on her

Probably, but Penpen is still the nigga

God I haven't been here in almost a decade. How nostalgic

1. Why move it?
2. Why here of all places?

Goddammit, I don't wanna post here with all the school shooters and trannies