Don't worry bro, they're just acting

>women don't like huge dicks
they say lol

Let me set the record straight: having a huge dick is THE ONLY thing that matters. Nothing comes close to a huge dick.

Having a huge dick (top 0.5% of lucky males) = being happy, mogging males, making females addicted for life

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Truth hurts hahahah lel lol

you must be 14 or something

I have a giant dick but everything else in my life is shit and I cant even have sex

nice larp. and yes you can have harems if you have a huge cock. literally jut make videos, just show bulge to girls on snap/insta

Porn stars use penis pumps and saline injections to make their cocks appear like that you retard. Most girls don't care unless you are a micropenis

you have no clue.
I pull women being a diaper wearing elfish little boi. My peenie is teeny. Wamen is perverts same as men, society just shifted the focus onto men and projected the idea of the delicate women who is completely unsexual.
Women are weird.
I can pull girls who love my tiny pp for whatever bizarre reasson.
I can pull girls who want me in diapers.
I can pull dominant girls.
I can pull submissive girls.
I can pull vagina panties LDR without them ever seeing my face.
Tis a numbers game and learning how to interact with chicks.

yes girls love a fat cock.

BUT - if a bigger dick strictly meant more reproductive success, the human species would surely have selected for bigger and bigger dicks until they were simply massive.

Now ours are much bigger than apes, so maybe this process is ongoing.

But clearly its not /all/ advantages.

So what are the disadvantages of having a big dick? What keeps big dicked men from having all the sex and leaving only big dick children?

We don't know. Maybe having a big dick makes you stupider and more coombtained. Maybe it correlates with being more violent.

Maybe in nature a big dick was more vulnerable to attack. Maybe it made other males too envious.

Personally as a an average-length but 99th-percentile-girth chode haver, i am quite lazy, antisocial and coombrained.

But the truth is, if below-average-penis men were really that reproductively unsuccessful, they wouldve died out by now. But they havent. So it cant be that bad.

Impressive. Well, where do you meet these deviant queens?

how pull dominant girls?
drop the method

Real user found, tis all true once you get it, it's ez pz

Chan boards, chat sites (IE omegle), tumblr, twitter, r*ddit. Those are my common places I go. Omegle is the most difficult because of a high velocity of men. Women are everywhere, you just need to have an attractive way of speaking so they don't feel immediate disgust when they talk to you. The rest of it is just a numbers game.
(There's even women who like the totally socially inept. It's just alot harder to find those types.)
If you know how to talk/code switch, the land of deviant pussy is yours.

>6666
Well that explains it.

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How dare you come to our coping chamber and post truth?

Maybe it *is* about time I opened a r*ddit account

Learn code switching and how to read people. This is EXTREMELY vital. Different people will be attracted to different things.
For example, alot of dominant girls like elvish effeminate boys who appear breakable. Not all of them, but alot. They like the taste of innocence. Like getting a legal shota almost. This is where you learn how to be cutesy and show your inner innocence through speech. You can't overdo it, there has to be some reality there. It's almost like dancing-you need to be able to move with the other person to have them do the same for you.
Lets say you meet someone who blatantly likes bedwetting;
>F: yeah i love bedwetting. Idk it just looks cute when someone power washes their sheets lol
You can see femanon likes bedwetting here, and the language implies an attraction to vulnerability. It's not an invitation, but it can be. So you test the waters out in a subtle way and respond to the content. Think of this like making a puzzle piece.
>M: :o dang it does sound nice. i wish i could just pee anywhere.
this is short, simple and honest. It's also cute, and it's tailor made for her without being blunt or blatant.
>F: then go for it!! what's stopping you, the mess? I love pee bc it dries up and goes away haha
That reply here may not seem like much, but femanon is all but saying she's visualizing you pissing your bed. You won. It's like a dance. If you know how to move, then everything will fall into place.

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So what you're saying is, is not be yourself. Just change your whole shit, your whole identity. Be a try-hard, don't be authentic. Basically manipulate, be deceptive and lie.

Sex for women is a weird balance of pain and pleasure, and the optimal ratio of pleasure to pain is different for each woman. Comes down to the way she's physically built vs. what's gotten her off in the past. She also cums harder if she feels good about being around you, so yeah rip user

One of my closest friends from high school has a confirmed huge dong and he has been without gf or hookups in years now. He has always been a kinda dark guy. I love him. I wish his huge dong would make him happy but it isnt enough

>Porn stars use penis pumps and saline injections
what a cope lol

Porn stars are genetic freakshows