Calling All Richanons!

Get an apprenticeship, and start a business.

1: do the usual bullshit, be a square, go to college, study a marketable skill, those success stories you hear are one in a million, like winning the lottery, survivor bias, get a marketable skill not a degree in communications or whatever

2: abandon bad habits, especially laziness, get into a routine, this includes cleanliness, a dusty room makes you stupid, always be doing something, even if you fail you learn and your chances of success increase next time, people will hate you for no reason and try to drag you down constantly, come to peace with this ugly aspect of reality and keep going, live beneath your means so you can accumulate savings, but maintain your health and sanity, hot showers is where I draw the line, personally

3: ignore irrational bullshit, like multi-level marketing schemes selling knives, gambling addicts putting everything on some meme cryptocurrency, yes bitcoin got big, but sometimes you win on the roulette wheel, that's not how you make money

4: on the subject of gambling ,study statistics and probability a little, if you need to double your money in a day, the roulette wheel is the best way to do this, but you are more likely to lose everything trying, study compound interest,

5: develop your reasoning skills, learn self-criticism, avoid leaping to conclusions, learn about logical fallacies, one I've already mentioned, confirmation bias is a big one

6: learn to sell things on ebay, learn to start your own website and put up ads, do little projects like this instead of playing video games in your spare time, again it might amount to nothing but all the time you are prodding and probing new avenues for advancement, if you learn to code, put some of your little scripts and bullshit up on your website, make them related to your major

7: now apply all your knowledge and skills to investment, take the time to read SEC filings and try to anticipate whether a company has potential or not, if it is overvalued or undervalued and why,

8: now you can really get started, once you are a few years into a career you should begin to understand where the money is made, at this point you need to inconvenience yourself, you might have a comfy job and ok salary but you are going to try and increase it at the risk of failing to find a better job, this usually involves learning new skills and "networking", it is incredibly tedious but if you have learned the previous skills and found a market for selling "used" dildos to perverts or something, then this hustle should not be too difficult

9: being an employee is not how you get rich, you need to either rise to an executive position, start your own business or try to claim a stake, your skills as an employee are important but you must now learn the business side of things, use your knowledge to find a niche in the market then try to sell it and increase your stake, it does not matter if you are not the head honcho of the project, what matters is your stake, your experience, prestigious roles will come naturally, they say it is better to rule in hell than the serve in heaven, this is bullshit, just as long as you're not at the fucking bottom of the ladder with the wagies, don't earn a wage, earn dividends and profit

10: you could be an electrical engineer, a petroleum engineer, a programmer, some normy "marketing exec", you could be a male prostitute who starts connecting other instagram homos together and arranging meetings and parties with rich clients, whatever, just do something and learn anything, point 2 is probably the most important "even if you fail you learn and your chances of success increase next time", just do something, anything, if you are smart you will learn and this is the best way

also here's a nice quote from warren buffet

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>Fuck all the roasties in your class
A girl at school is really interested in me but I keep rejecting her because I want to focus on my education. She isnt really a roastie though, she seems like someone who would post on here and I would probably rate her a 6.5/10.
>Then just be born the son of an oil magnate.
Sadly, that is not possible.

You're 18? Bullshit. Post your I.D, front and back, maybe your social security number (just to be sure).

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have a rich father like me
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I dont really know any rich people.

I feel like this advice is too general.

What is nano?

This seems like really solid advice, thanks. If it matters, I plan to apply to study software engineering or computer engineering after high school.

>a dusty room makes you stupid
Care to elaborate?