Why the fuck aren't you dumbass robots start rapping?

Why the fuck aren't you dumbass robots start rapping?
It's the easiest way to get money, sex and bitches.

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I don't have apparats for recording.
I was a vocaroo rapper for a while but no one cared even though my lyrics were top tier.
In the last 20 years only beats and good production matters.

What the fuck is a suburban white incel supposed to rap about without coming off as a complete clown, nigga?

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Die out
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Maybe country rap or depressed metal rap like Limp Bizkit.
Or to get brown points, rap about hypocrisy in suburban areas, how they're not as good as its portrayed.

You'll bleed and burn

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And you'll burn alive

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Listen you dumbfuck, I don't care about ponies, I don't care about you, no one is talking about it except you so GET THE FUCK OUT you thread misser and stop ruining comfy threads

You'd burn in the flames of righteousness

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I'M NOT GOING TO BELIEVE YOUR BULLSHIT, CERTAINLY NOT FROM SOMEONE WHO REFUSES TO POST ANYTHING THAT ISN'T RELATED TO MLP TO BEGIN WITH, LITERALLY BELIEVING THAT THE ONLY WAY FOR THE WORLD TO ADVANCE IS FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE MLP TO BE ELIMINATED, BUT YOU'LL GET FUCKING ELIMINATED INSTEAD

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cheese about to go ac on /sp/, hurry tm

YOU'LL FUCKING BLEED IN PAIN.

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Im gonna just start posting mlp porn wherever this fag shows up

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well stop missing threads, you're face is on the front page of /sp/, if you didn't miss it you wouldn't have been there for 2 hours

Unironically kill yourself

YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED

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You'd burn painfully

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Fun way to get threads you don't like pruned, but Lee was here before you posted it.
I can't really tell why though.

hello bronies, why don't you fuck off to /mlp/ and leave this comfy thread alone?

That's when you would become dead

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here you go schizo. Let's feed the neurosis.

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Why the fuck do you make shitty threads on r9k?

Hang yourself already

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massive cheese on /sp/, its a shame if it goes archived

YOU'LL BE FUCKING SLAUGHTERED VISCERALLY

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And your flesh would melt from your bones

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its in catalog, how come you can't trace it mt?
tm your soles stank like a bih.

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF YOUR FUCKING NECK

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here bro this is what you came for right?

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Bleed yourself dry

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It exposes raw muscle

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Will you trace that other thread, you're malfunctioning and very laziydmtsmtwbap

THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT NORMAL PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN A TRAGIC ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I REALLY HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A TEAR

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That will get stabbed into

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Mods dont like you tm, this thread will reach its maximum and you'll cry.

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YOU'LL BE SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD
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Causing further deformation

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