>Tried to hire a hooker
>Started texting one that looks cute, probably a fake
>She's absolutely real, tells me to come meet her immediately
>I leave and drive to her address, a roadside motel
>Extremely uncomfortable the moment I pull up
>Roaming niggers are patrolling the first and second floors eyeing me and my car, prostitutes walking around obviously
>Smell of weed is overwhelmingly strong from the moment I leave my car
>Hooker shouts out "Hey baby! Come on in" from across the entire parking lot
>She's noticeably fatter and her face is way uglier than her photos online
>Enter her room, realize I only have credit cards
>My phone is from 2015
>"Do you accept Venmo?"
>She only accepts cash-app, cash, or Zelle
>"Ok I will download cash-app"
>Spend about 5 whole minutes downloading cash-app
>Realize it only accepts debit cards, and I only have credit cards on me
>"Ok, I can try to send you some money via Zelle"
>She's visibly irritated now
>Another 5 minutes pass trying to access my bank's website to send a Zelle transaction
>Finally get logged in to my bank account
>Try to access Zelle
>There's so much bloat on the website it takes close to 15 more minutes just to access the Zelle page
>Phone is bugging out, won't let me put in an amount
>Phone screen starts flashing randomly
>The bitch is losing her shit, visibly enraged
>Another 10 minutes go by
>I've been there for almost 40 minutes already while she watches me violently tap my nearly broken phone
>Finally she says "Ok you need to get the fuck out."
>I don't argue
>Despite this she grabbed my arm and violently shoved me out
>Slams the door so hard onto my back that it pushes me out hard and says "Don't fucking come back"
>She went from so sweet to a raging, evil whore in minutes
>Have a good laugh about how I wasted this bitch's time as I'm driving away
I hate women so much it's unreal.
Tried to hire a hooker
She is a literal prostitute dude she's fucking you for money not because she likes you.
Well she cured me of my desire to see a prostitute, ever. She could have just said "Sorry but you need to leave now. I've decided you need to go." and I would have immediately walked out. Instead she grabs my arm and violently throws me out saying "Don't fucking come back." Fuck her, I hope some nigger pulls a gun on her next time.
Yeah she was rude as fuck but most decent respectful women don't do that like of work so you shouldn't be surprised.
You should've told her you were with the police user. That would've been really funny.
I've seen other prostitutes that were actually really nice. Always the asian ones though and they usually give me a soda or drink afterwards. This girl was white and very rude.
Had I known, I might have gone this route instead.
Feels alright knowing I wasted almost an hour of this whore's time though.
That's the difference between high end escorts and plain old hookers. One pretends to be nice and cool the other just wants to get it over with.
Whatever, I'm cured I guess.
that's good user. only see hookers who are cash only
this is unlikely, but zell, cash-app, venmo, etc are all heavily traceable (also, any money the hookers make with those apps will alert the IRS once they make more than 600usd - which means they're under scrutiny by the law)
so cops, if they wanted to, would have evidence that she's a prostitute.
then, they could find anyone who's pad for her services, and pick a few randos to make examples of.
If even one nigger is patrolling, high tail it out of there.
Never doing this again.
Why not get revenge? Get a texting app and fuck with her and waste her time. Also send hateful messages from time to time
just dm college thots instead. escorts are shit tier always
Going off of this, I could pretend to the be police and occasionally send messages that she has 1 hour to vacate the premises and post the location she sent me so she thinks I'm legit.
when you're such a loser you can't even pay a chick to fuck you LMAO
On what website? Just random students in Instagram? Taking a 22 year old out to dinner and fun afterwards sounds absolutely grand.
I'm pretty well off, honestly. I just refuse to use a phone made after 2015 because it mildly pisses normies off.
The fuck are you thinking going to a hooker with no money? She behaved like a trashy low life would, which she is, but it boggles the mind you go to a hooker and don't bring anything but cards.
I thought I could use venmo. In the past I'd just used hard cash but this time I wanted to try venmo. I honestly thought cash-app would accept my credit cards, not just debit, and I wasn't going to be assed to drive all the way home and then find an ATM.
I wanted this to be a "woman hate" thread, but nobody else is posting stories.
Somebody greentext, please?
you went to see a prostitute without physical money and hoping that she was like in the picture, damn retarded zoomers of today and their applications kek
This is some true r9kcore based
This is what I come here for
Post a story yourself then.