Be me

>be me
>go to anime con cosplaying kazuma
>girl doing megumin approaches me
>asks if i want to join her for group photos
>say sure
>later she asks if i want to go to her hotel room
>accept
>we fuck
i still can't believe i lost my virginity like this, you should take the cosplaypill user

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oh so that's why they always happen at hotels

>be me
>to to anime con cosplaying nozomi tojo
>girls are all extremely underage
>all dressed as todoroki
>not a single person with taste in sight
>leave

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Based Nozomi enjoyer

tell us some more about it user

Honestly popping your cherry with Megumin is pretty cool, user.

Was she still wearing at least some of the cosplay?

Kazuma would've done the same

I don't think anybody would want to take photos of Fat Marco let alone take him back to their room

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Bro come on do you really expect anyone to believe this shit?

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alright user how fat was she

its not really that unbelievable, cosplay chicks on animecons are horny

>went to con as EFG
>wasnt really a weeb
>some girl dressed as zoe from lfd asks for a photo
>grope her ass
>she open palm slaps my guy fawkes mask off my face
>after the con i apologize to her
>she laughs it off
>we get talking
>suddenly my brother turns up an cock blocks me.

Horny for cosplay Chads not ugly weebs like most guys here. So yes it is very hard to believe.

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how do i cosplay if i have dark skin

You can cosplay as Uncle ruckus.

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Uncle Ruckus is white though. He just has the opposite of what Michael Jackson had.

there are niggers in Black lagoon or One punch man from the top of my head.

Also the sniper guy from One piece is kinda brown.

>Usopp
>Barrett
>Miles Morales
>that one guy from yugioh gx
There's tons of black characters you can cosplay.

she tried to keep the hat on but it was futile
she unironically had megumin's body
agreed
she had a fairly high pitched voice which is a turn on for me, personality-wise she was pretty dominant, insisted to do amazon and cowgirl (i agreed)

I'm a 5'5 skinny manlet that looks kinda weird. Who should I cosplay as?
Girls have so many options, it's not fair.

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This is kind of a redpill, cosplay conventions are basically an excuse to have casual sex in hotel rooms. Most women are utter perverts and get aroused from walking around in public wearing sexy cosplay.

What makes you think they would be horny for you?

>Be me
>Ugly af
>The end

ok guys, im going to an animecon to fuck some cosplayers, wish me luck

Of course there is no guarantee, but if there was ever a place to get some slizz as an r9k dork this would be it.

Never done cosplay but who should I cosplay as a whiteboi with abs, I was thinking one of the Fairy Tail or Magi guys

It's just like Halloween. It's only time where it is acceptable to dress and even act like a slut

There was a post about how somw guy brought his gf to a Cosplay con and eventually wasnt able to find her. Turns out she snapped with some rando right after she disappaered to his hotel to fuck then came back to the bf like nothing happened.

Unironically, if you take yo girl to something like that encourages to bring the slut out is a great way to test if she will easily want to succumb to being a slut with other dudes or not.

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Might want to start by cosplaying a male character if you want to tap some ass.

>but if there was ever a place to get some slizz as an r9k dork this would be it.
You are woefully naive, for a robot an anime con would be just another place to be ignored or worse mocked.

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Nigga the only cosplay that will get you ass is cosplaying as a dude who is over 6 foot with attractive facial features.

No. I dont look like an anime character