Girl I've known for years and is part of my friend group just messaged me this...

Girl I've known for years and is part of my friend group just messaged me this. Wasted the last 30 minutes thinking about how to respond. Not really interested, but would bone. However pump and dumping would mean I can never hang out with those peeps again. Honestly just pissed I have to deal with this, wat do.

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>friend group
>pump and dumping
>honestly just pissed I have to deal with this, wat do.
kys normalfag.

just send an emoji. bitches love emojis. Also prompts her to respond which would be good if you really don't care as much as you say. She already took the initiative to make this her first text.

proper response would've been a quick "Hey, thanks!"

say "shut up baby i know it"

are you fucking autistic lmao. has friends but doesn't know how to take a compliment. if you were an incel i'd help you but you're just a retard kek

you have autism. That is something I would say to my boss after he filed a report for me

I should also mention, I'm a 26 y/o virgin who just recently got in shape, so honestly I have like zero experience dealing with women, especially women who are interested

Tell her you eat a lot carrots

I am an incel, I shoulda left the pump and dump part out as it makes me seem super confident. But I also have zero desire to get into a relationship, I just want to practice having sex a bit rn

>make an autistic lateral joke and then have to explain it
please dont
this is actually the worst option
i think responding with a racial slur would be easier to recover from than this

Tell her you've been looksmaxxing, call her a normalfag, and then block her number. This is the only acceptable response.

Just send a winking smirking emoji

dont send an emoji lol unless youre over 40 just say thanks you too and leave it at that

ok you just say
>thanks you looked good too
if you actually don't care about trying to fuck her

if it was me I would probably say
>thanks lol you too

If you're like me, pump and dump her anyway and just keep hanging out with those friends while pretending nothing happened. Otherwise don't do it

god I hate women. Literally been staring at my phone for an hour, fuckin waste of time. Thanks to all ITT, probs just gonna go with this
Does this actually work? I've seen it happen, but to me it just seems like it would be crazy awkward

I would just say "Thanks" and leave it at that, OP. Although I always assume that women are being friendly and not flirty so I don't come off as accidentally creepy. 99.999% of the time in my experience they're just being friendly.

Why do you retards do this? Are you going to post ''What should I respond with'' here after she answers every time?

>Does this actually work? I've seen it happen, but to me it just seems like it would be crazy awkward
It depends on what the people in the group are like and generally their expectations around sex and relationships. It's easier for a friend group to withstand a casual hookup than a failed relationship.
>Although I always assume that women are being friendly and not flirty so I don't come off as accidentally creepy.
They are being flirty every time

real advice here, just play along with her, if you both saw each other, then compliment her on her looks as well, If she decides to take the conversation anywhere than she will eventually give you the hints.

but as this is your friend group, be weary of your friends trying to bait you, I've done this to one of my friends so it might be kinda common and funny to most. make sure you analyze any ties this person has with the group. Who they hang with usually, who they talk to the most, what their motives in the group are, if this girl has ridden around the group and everyone's pretty much had a chance at her, (we had one of these too) then understand what can happen.

if you want security, just try to get her in person, or maybe even facetime/videochat to see what her facial expressions are, take this information, either remember or start screen recording before the call and analyze the footage for common lying tropes and body language.

hope this helps user!

Yeah this is something normies are completely turned off by. Any joke that takes more than 1 leap of logic is completely lost on them. It's not really their fault either because those jokes are usually just not funny. Even when I recognize the joke being made I usually just don't laugh but autists (me) are somehow able to generate these kinds of jokes like diarrhea regardless. 'tism is a curse.

Casual hookups sound so fun. I hope I can be a part of one one day

>Does this actually work? I've seen it happen, but to me it just seems like it would be crazy awkward
I'm doing it right now. Well to be more accurate, I dated her for a month then dumped her with no explanation. The group is majority guys and they all like me so it's tough luck for everyone else

This would def be interpreted as a rejection, and I am very certain she is letting me know she is interested.

>Casual hookups sound so fun
For me it's like porn. I enjoy it during but afterwards just feel disgusted with myself and hollow. I would say be open to it because maybe you'll like it and it isn't the worst way to lose your virginity. But definitely not something to be endlessly pursued.

Fair, thank you for advice Chad, legit helped

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>They are being flirty every time
I think you're wrong user, that's just impossible.

that wasnt advice at all
>do it or dont idk lmao
fucker

Happy to help bro, you're gonna make it. If women are trying to get with you like this you're on the right track. I'm more of a failed chad/chadlite than anything tho.
Yeah maybe sometimes they aren't but most of the time they are. And your outcomes will probably be better if you just assume they're flirting with you, not that you need to flirt back every time. I'm 6'3 and skinny but I tell myself that I'm 6'6 and jacked and that everyone wants to be me or be with me and it makes my life a little better.

please get off our board you really arent wanted and the advice youve given has been shallower than a puddle