I give up. There's no way I'll ever attract a girl, or even be interesting enough to make a friend. Fuck this gay earth and fuck everybody on it.
I give up. There's no way I'll ever attract a girl, or even be interesting enough to make a friend...
Connor Lewis
John Brown
There are far greater issues going on in the world than your social/romantic shortcomings. Dedicate yourself to one of them.
Xavier Cook
I contribute to open source and hold a nice job. Thanks for your concern though.
Ayden Fisher
>Computer science fag
>Gets zero pussy
You guys always come by the dozen, don't you? Anyway, just do whatever you want in life and friends or women should come naturally. You just can't let them slip through your fingers.
Michael Ross
>You guys always come by the dozen, don't you?
Dude, you're on the fucking internet, Any Forums of all places. This is where we live.
And yes, I'll just fucking do what I want. Which is sit inside and program and go lift or some bullshit. Maybe Ill go run a marathon while Im at it. Fuck people though.
Angel Lewis
Oh, and have another maid. You have great taste. I used to have a skateboarding maid collection, but it's on an old hard drive I left somewhere.
Asher Lee
>give up
you never even started
Jack Thomas
He unironically mogs me, looks-wise and personality-wise.
Here, another maid to keep the thread interesting.
Evan Cruz
>And yes, I'll just fucking do what I want.
That's the spirit. Maybe try to develop some social hobbies. It's even easier if you're a city slicker, which a lot of CS nerds are. My only friends are the dudes in my D&D group and we never even see one another in-person due to spatial separation. I get all the socialization I need to be happy from playing with them once per week and sometimes chatting with coworkers. And women? I simply don't care. Marriage ruins men's lives and dating takes too much effort, so I don't actively pursue it. Just jack off or use a low-tier Tinder/Bumble slut for sexual release.
A patrician of refined taste. Exquisite.
Carter Smith
>Maybe try to develop some social hobbies
Sorry friend, I've been an unfeeling state for so long. Don't think I can find enjoyment much anymore.
>My only friends are the dudes in my D&D group and we never even see one another in-person due to spatial separation.
Is D&D fun? I think it's cool you found a group to talk with.
>use a low-tier Tinder/Bumble slut for sexual release
This works if you look human. I look subhuman, lol. I don't masturbate anymore, haven't since 2020.
>A patrician of refined taste. Exquisite.
Guess this is a maido thread now.
Michael Ward
i'll be your friend op, but it'll be on discord
Luis Brooks
Thanks for the offer, but as I said I'm too dull to make for a friend. I've done this many times before on Discord and the conversation usually dies out in three days. I'm just too boring even when I try to be interesting, or even when I try to be interested in the other person.
I'm a friendly chap in real life actually and make conversation quite easily, but nobody ever gets back to me. It'll always be me reaching out to people. Pretty sure it's because I look subhuman and don't have a personality with much gravity to it. I'm sure many robots here relate to the feeling.
Michael Sullivan
Here's another maido. Fun times ahead.
Landon Wilson
>Don't think I can find enjoyment much anymore
Textbook depression. A normie would say you should seek out therapy or get doped up on meds, but I don't buy into that shit. My suggestion is that you force yourself to do new things to "shake up" your routine and also take psychedelics.
>Is D&D fun?
Very much so. It's the most entry-level of all nerdy tabletop games and elitists will shit on it any chance they get, but it's fun. I roleplay as a Water Genasi paladin who is obsessed with acting like a knight, similar to Don Quixote.
>I think it's cool you found a group to talk with.
I got lucky and met my dungeon master while I was researching helminths during my undergrad years. I'm sure there are resources, especially online, for people looking to find a group.
>I look subhuman
Unfortunate. I cannot relate. You probably make more money than me though.
>I don't masturbate anymore, haven't since 2020.
That's silly and probably part of the reason you're sexually frustrated. Unless you're a genuine porn addict, there's no reason to practice NoFap. Just have yourself a nice wank every once in a while like almost all men do.
Tyler Bailey
I get that it might be hard to get a gf, but a friend? just be kind to others and you'll get plenty
Austin Nguyen
>It'll always be me reaching out to people
does your friends have shared interest with you? this may be a problem.
Zachary Barnes
>Textbook depression. A normie would say you should seek out therapy or get doped up on meds, but I don't buy into that shit. My suggestion is that you force yourself to do new things to "shake up" your routine and also take psychedelics.
It probably is. I'm going to get a gym membership soon and "shake things up." Hopefully lifting with my skinny ass arms might lift my mindset up. Hah.
>I roleplay as a Water Genasi paladin who is obsessed with acting like a knight, similar to Don Quixote.
>roleplaying as a knight
>like Don Quixote
Some things don't change, do they?
>Unfortunate. I cannot relate. You probably make more money than me though.
Good. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
>Just have yourself a nice wank every once in a while like almost all men do.
I have a fairly addictive personality. I can't risk pornography or it'll fuck me in the head, and I can't interact with women normally.
Leo Sanchez
Now that I think about it, I think you might have nailed it. I don't have any shared interests, or interests at all. Not sure how I even got to this point.
I used to play vidya with my old high school pals, but I lost interest and I haven't spoken to them for quite a while. How many years has it been? I'm not sure.
Julian Gutierrez
Honestly? That's how you make acquaintances. I've made many of those. Friends are a bit harder to come by.
Joseph Foster
>or interests at all
what do you mean. you're posting anime maids and contribute to open source. those can be interests.
Jose Morgan
Could you point me the way to the anime maid convention? Preferably not in real life, I'm tired of being scorned at.