I can't believe there are actually people out there who don't play the Buffalo slot machine

I can't believe there are actually people out there who don't play the Buffalo slot machine

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your moms a slot machine

That's some big talk from a virgin who doesn't play Buffalo and has NEVER even been to The Wynn

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The house always wins. That is, I lose. prove me wrong.

I got a $10 voucher for a local casino on my birthday because my mom signed me up one time. I gave it a shot because why not, right. I put it in a machine and give it a go, and it wins me $250-ish. Can't remember the exact amount. Never spent a cent of my own money, never went back.

smart move. winning $1000 gambling was the worst thing that ever happened to me.

Did you win it playing Buffalo?

All machines are the same. They just have different "themes"

That's not true at all you dummy.

Even if you hit the jackpot they jew you out of it

For me it's about that tiger machine.

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I always see a bunch of trashy middle aged people sitting at these machines when I go to the pub.
they sit there for literally hours.

that's one happy tiger...

White tigers are inbred and I'd be horrified seeing its inbred face staring at me as I played. For me, it's Buffalo.

how so, my dummy?

Based Aristocrat shill.

Australians make the best pokies.

Slot machines offer different odds, different payouts, different jackpots. The basic idea of almost all slot machines is the same, but the idea that they're all the same game with a different paintjob isn't accurate my fellow dummy.

I just won about 7500$ playing online slots for several nights in a row. The fact that I spent about 1000$ trying to win more instead of cashing out at 8500$ is killing me even though I went from broke to comfortable in a few nights (it's a lot of money where I'm from). But I will have to purge that thought from my mind before I lose it all back over nonsense. It also destroyed the illusion of slots for me completely as the obvious and open secret is to find games that are full of cash. Forcing a broke game to give you something is a good way to lose everything. But finding a good series of games can make you a ton, the problem is that there's no real way to know which is which. Just don't think do-or-die, sometimes it saves you, but most of the time you die.

Also, I know it might seem hypocritical for me to say, but these things are a scourge on humanity. Why spend money on things when you can gamble it away chasing riches, even from the comfort of your own home in some countries? In any case I'm done with them, I'm operating at a profit and can focus on bigger and better things. Seriously, this is my chance to walk away and I aim to take it, but very few get such a chance. You're much better off cutting your losses no matter how hard that can be. I've had plenty of ups and downs with gambling and the suffering is just not worth it even if winning feels good. Thanks for reading my wall of text blogpost. I'm sure it changed nobody's mind, but I tried.

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i unironically cant stop watching slots streamers

Same. Problem is that it makes me tempted to play as well so I'll probably stop.

who is watching the big schnozzer right now?

I think if I gambled I'd end up killing myself within the month from how pathetic I would've become but I also said that about weed and now im just a piece of shit who also needs 500mg of thc concentrate a day. I don't know how to escape.

id be embarrassed to be caught in a casino

Will the honorable slot machine salesman give me a call? The crown wishes to raise those profits

-King Pepeus II

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