An ai is literally funnier than the entire female gender, are we close to the singularity?
An ai is literally funnier than the entire female gender, are we close to the singularity?
Liam Clark
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Charles Jenkins
better than this entire board as well
Jack Torres
>are we close to the singularity
We already got to it user, we live in a matrix of infinite layers , lets get to our singularity to make a matrix to watch them trying to get to their singularity!
Nathaniel Jackson
This cannot be written by an AI.
Samuel Flores
my question is, is this entirely randomly generated based on the basic premises of Any Forums texts or is it constructed after analyzing a bunch of posts? i must know
Chase Garcia
Looks like a bunch of incoherent babble to me
Colton Hughes
Legit lol'd
Based ai humor
Jack Wood
No fucking way this is by an AI, I chuckled (very) audibly at this
Kevin Martin
>tfw not edgy enough for /edgy/
Cameron Gray
Can someone generate a story about an eight-year-old shitting his pants at his grandmother's funeral and trying to hide it? I wanna see how it ends.
Elijah Phillips
KEK
How do I delete my Any Forums account?
Christian Richardson
When I was eight years old, I shit my pants at my grandmother's funeral. I tried to hide it, because I couldn't talk about anything. I tried to hide it, because I didn't know how to. I was pretty cool. When I was 14-15, I did some really crappy things. Like, I played tennis a lot. But I was going to be the first black player in the world. And then I became a millionaire after that; I had been doing that for 18 years. I could afford to have a car to go home and live in or two cars to go home and do a business so that I could get paid a lot of money.
You're really at peace with how many black people you know, how many black people in this country, how many black people have a boyfriend.
I don't know what, but there have been enough black people in this country that my father and I don't even know. And I don't remember my ex giving me drugs. And I don't remember how much I had to drink to get out of that, or how much I smoked a cigarette in the last two months.
Do you remember that night?
No. I don't remember. I don't even remember what it was like to be who I am now.
Was there anything about your experiences that was uncomfortable at that experience.
I didn't know what was uncomfortable. I'm white.
Jaxson Campbell
Oh I get it, you have to mention poop more often so the AI knows that you want to focus on poop.
When I was eight years old, I pooped my pants at my grandmother's funeral. I tried to hide the poop, but it started dripping down my leg. Before long, people started to smell the poop.
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By the time I was old enough to tell my grandparents about that episode, it's obvious I was very dirty. So, I decided to make the whole thing completely out of cloth. I took off my pants, and I tried to hide that filthy poop as best as I could.
We had this really good conversation about poop before, in front of almost 100 people. But there were people who were totally against it. They were offended, like, "Are you kidding me, man, there was fecal matter in the feces." They weren't even doing anything about it, so they were saying that they didn't want to believe. They were like, "You're being gross."
I tried to hide my poop in my underwear when people were laughing and running around. We talked about it afterward and I said, "I'm sure it was just fun. I just got outta the bathroom and did something disgusting."
I was just like, 'Oh. Not only that, but let's try something else."
Then I read a couple of science-fiction books, and I decided to keep my feces as small as possible. And so, I used to poop my pants in a box up there. I didn't know about that whole
Hunter Gomez
I 100% disbelieved it until I registered and started using GPT-3 today. It's legit.
Ethan Gutierrez
not really funny but just an example
Adrian Sullivan
it knows us well
Jackson Ortiz
about 75% of all the greentexts it generated for me unironically centered around the OP being a faggot
Henry Robinson
the funny part is it legitimately is a twist ending in context
Daniel Fisher
>my question is, is this entirely randomly generated based on the basic premises of Any Forums texts or is it constructed after analyzing a bunch of posts? i must know
it's a combination of both. it's not just copying posts but it's learned from them
Elijah Gutierrez
>Reddit spacing
>Any Forums accounts
Owen Williams
What AI are you using to write this?
Jordan Gutierrez
it's trained on both reddit and Any Forums
Angel Ward
Luis Kelly
most of its Any Forums-prompted text involves boners and jerking off
Ethan Evans
somewhat meta
Jordan Lewis
its like im reading Any Forums
Charles Bell
it knows Any Forums very well too
Aaron Rogers
can't wait when every one of us would have their own board populated only by an AI, that'd be awesome
James Miller
some more here
Ayden Ramirez
You don't have Any Forums Gold, newfriend?