>10 years old
>in garage with friend and his older brother (my neighbors)
>dads at work, mom is inside
>friends brother finds magazines
>massive cock on front page
>flipping through it, having a good time
>friend goes back to his house for something
>see him coming back with his aunt, who he lived with at the time
>fat old lady waddling over
>ohfuck.jpg
>hurry up and hide the magazine
>few minutes later mom comes out
>tells me to go inside
>next week can hear her telling whole family in the garage, everyone laughing
Why did he snitch?
10 years old
because jews did 9/11
But Jews aren't rats. That's how they were able to keep it a secret for so long.
it was never a secret, they don't need to keep any secrets, they just keep 99% of the population distracted with cat videos.
>he thinks that Jews are making people watch cat videos
>not the toxoplasmosis virus infecting 75% of the population
Conspiracies are real but you subscribe to the wrong ones
I don't understand. Whose magazines were they?
nah man it's the fucking cat videos i'm telling you, it's been cat videos this entire time, i bet it's not even real cats in those videos
You don't even sound sincere anymore. Why don't you get a real hobby?
what's a real hobby by your definition
Making something that lasts.
You're friends a pussy. Snitching is inexcusable.
my unflushed turds last pretty long, does that count?
Such a thing cannot last.
well i don't know about you but my turds last pretty long, hell, longer than those pesky jewish cat videos
But what happens when the next one comes along?
Do you fuck yourself and overload the bowl?
Such a thing cannot last.
bowl? who mentioned a bowl, i shit outside, it lasts pretty long
You live in a literal shithole
that i do my friend, it's quite shitty here, so to speak
Moreover, shitting is not a hobby. Same with eating. You absolute trash.
Time to start making ungodly amounts of plastic
by your definition, a real hobby is making something that lasts, my shits are my creations that do indeed last
That's just mindless consumption.
no one mentioned a thing about consumption, i can shit on an empty stomach
Who's consuming anything, faggot? I said I'm producing plastic, it lasts pretty long
Really? You go into your plastics workshop and twist PLA?