Reading job requirements and every job has these requirements:

>Reading job requirements and every job has these requirements:
>Good teamworking and communicative skills
>Motivated, passionate and ambitious
>Works well under pressure
It's fucking over

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Just lie. It's that easy

>We're really disappointed with your lack of X skills
then you get fired

still worth it if you conned a single paycheck from them

That's just shit they put there to make you feel like you have to take their shitty burger flipping job seriously

Mate if I have to be completely honest
1. The ideal worker has a fair amount of those traits
2. Those traits can be acquired
3. You should apply even if you don't posses those traits anyway.

Apparently some study said that the average worker doesn't possess even half the listed requirements? If you possess even half the requirements listed you'll do better than the average midwit there.

>5 years experience and at least a Master's Degree
>for a 60k management job
kek

All job ads say that shit, most companies are pretty flexible with your actual skills if you can get past the HR roastie gatekeepers.

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This
Good post

It's not hard to at the very least fake those skills until you just pick them up over time

jesus christ just look at those thighs I mean just look at them

Consider this: there are people that lie in their CV and give fake references to become managers and they do get such jobs. Some learn and become good managers, some don't.

I literally can't lie. My mind and speech is default set to brutal honesty. I'd genuinely be able to climb a mountain easier than I could make up a lie about myself

>tfw no cyclist gf

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same, ive got a lot of issues with it, and i feel like im just scamming the other side, and putting myself up for failure

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Took some minor sleuthing

imagine your mom looking like that

online job adverts are a meme, 99% of people don't get a job this way. they just either go apply in person or nepotism

This is what happens when you don't work hard in school and set yourself goals

This is all your fault and no one else's

just world fallacy is now in full effect

I did work hard, but i was also an asocial sperg. I shouldve been more social