Any Forums meet Albert. This is my pet mould I've been growing in my closet for almost 3 years...

Any Forums meet Albert. This is my pet mould I've been growing in my closet for almost 3 years. He started his life as coffee and milk. Say something nice to him.

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posting in a potentially brown-tier thread
hello albert!!!!!!!!!!

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What's good Albert
what do you two do for fun?

hello albert
what is your routine for taking care of it?

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>what do you two do for fun?
He just chills in my closet I pretty much neglect him. I haven't opened his lid since I put him there but I might start feeding him sugar water to see if I can get some greenish hues from him.

>hello albert!!!!!!!!!!
He says hi also what is that a picture of looks like a protein shake?

You just leave him in your closet? That's so cruel

Animal/(plant)(?) cruelty!
Bad man!

>You just leave him in your closet? That's so cruel
He likes the darkness and the quiet he told me so.

It is Brown.

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Oh no I've just noticed his bottle is cracked in 2 places he must've got hungry and started eating it.
I feel bad now.

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Maybe he's some kind of plastic eating super mould and I could clone him and end the world plastic crisis

You're an idiot for not noticing sooner. Your mold is going to starve because of your negligence.

I'm not remaking this shit unless
>put me in the screencap

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I will save him by transferring part of him to a new bottle so he will have a child and I will feed this child on instant coffee and sugar water so it won't have to eat it's container.

i grew mold in my rice cooker and it looked fuzzy and kawaii ;3 i had to kill it tho xc

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I just took his lid off to see how bad he will smell when I cut him open to transplant him and he doesn't smell bad at all. Kind of like chlorophyll or cut grass.

Surgery has commenced.

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So Albert is dead in this form but his child is seeded.
What should I name her?

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This is what's left of Albert. I'm sending him to landfill to continue his journey of plastic eating glory.

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try growing some psilocybe mexicana truffles (in minecraft). its not really too much harder do than what you're already doing plus you get drugs. in minecraft of course

that's still albert, he just moved homes

He's in a different bottle so technically it's his clone. It doesn't feel right to call this creation Albert as well because me and Albert were close.
So yeah I need a new name for his seed.