Too much of a pussy to even muster up the courage to hire a prostitute

>too much of a pussy to even muster up the courage to hire a prostitute

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same women scare me
I ordered a sex doll

interacting with real women activates my sadtism
I can only 2d, they baka don't make me feel bad

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I did that a thousand of times. But the only good brothel here closed because some old skank kept complaining. Now I have to go to the neighbouring city if I want to fuck with a prostitute. I am fart too lazy for that by now.

lol I've been saving up to visit a brothel, didn't even think about this
hopefully if I make the four hour drive there I won't pussy out and not do it
I feel like being only 18 makes it especially nerve wracking, I gotta do this though

>Now I have to go to the neighbouring city if I want to fuck with a prostitute. I am far too lazy for that by now.
most people in the us have to drive multiple days to get to a brothel
you're very lucky that you live so close to one

Missing out dude, besides you think they care, hookers are fun and depressing humans just like us.

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could i pay a prostitute to just watch a movie with me. if its an undercover cop would i still get arrested?

Don't do it though. Why have sex half assed? You're probably not rich enough to fuck prostitutes regularly. Better to stay a virgin and not know what you're missing.

Use that fear to make you discerning. Find a good one because some are massive cunts and you will be miserable. I wish I could introduce you to an escort I know called Ella. Such a lovely woman. I'll miss her when I move away.

you can google the phone numbers. typically a real prostitute travels a lot so the number should bring up multiple different towns in the past

>would i still get arrested?
no

retard take
don't listen to this guy, just do it

if you're in Canada/US and seriously worried about sting ops just drive to Nevada, otherwise make sure to verify her authenticity like this guy said

>too much of a pussy to go to a coffeeshop to get weed
am doomed

in Japan you just order delivery from WhoreDash

I'd be scared even if it was legal here. my impression is that they really hate dealing with virgins, especially overaged ones

>too much of a pussy to even muster up the courage to buy a sex doll

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I live in a state where loli dolls are legal but I'm still nervous

If only I had the shamelessness

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based on what I've gathered they really don't hate dealing with virgins
idk about the overaged part, but I'm 18 so not a concern for me :D

I'm a level 35 wizard. I've heard more than one story about how they think it's creepy, and I think some may even turn you down over that. They prefer an experienced guy who's been with girls before and just wants to nut, since that's a straightforward business transaction, they don't want to have to deal with an inexperienced guy, that's 'emotional labor'. Sort of like regular girls.