Smoke inside of our garden shed

>smoke inside of our garden shed
>notice that mom arrived back home
>big oof moment
>try to sneak lowkey back into my room
>she notices me and asks me to help her out in the kitchen
>assiste her with cooking and clean up after her
>finished with everything
>asks me to bring something to the postoffcer for her
come on truck-kun, do your job today bleh. Welp have a nice day desu

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hai desu have gud day today dont get hit by a truck desu

i killed truck-kun 4 years ago sorry

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thx bleh, I made it back alive
but I am kinda hungry for the fried duck n stuff from that like chinese place
but I can't bother to head out again for it desu
hell I can't even bother to shower, just laying around in bed now I guess desu
but for reals desu I need a sh0wer, my hair is fucking horrible desu
also h0ly shit kill meee
>something gets delivered
>misread whats written on the package
>believe its the wrong adresse
>rush back to the deliveryman trying to tell then dis is a mistake
>it actually wasnt
oof
(dubs)
that can't be real
you aren't that str0ng desu

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>lowkey
You're 15 right?

yeah this thread screams underage

bruh
add 9(nine) year to that desu
this is like asking for my id when I buy tobacco

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sorry sir you have to be at least 18 years of age to post here, please show ID

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>24 year old

>doing petty chores
>"oof"
>"thx"
>"bleh"
>sticking in desu everywhere to seem like a COOL 4CHANNER!!!

and aforementioned gtfo & go back to /r/Any Forums you larper lololol

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how does it not dawn on you that your life isnt interesting enough to post about

yeah dude if you want to be taken seriously as an adult, you need to stop typing like a teenager and blogposting on r9k ffs

You seem to be eleven years old. Scumbag.

>took care 0f the dirty dishes
>mom asked me to get her stuff from the grocery store
>finally a reason to go out and get food from that chinese place
the final solution to my hunger desu
the glowing agents have copys of my id already desu
the heck is wr0ng with you desu
Yes.
I let my brain do its thing desu

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don't you see how pathetic this is? Sit down and read your post. How can you not cringe?

your spending your summer break on 'funny frog site!!' rather then studying for your mock exams like a 15 year old should be doing

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thx for the blogpost :^|

well desu I am cringe & pathetic
Its 2022 desu
and summer holidays doesnt start everywhere at the same time
to be desu I am in a zoom call with my entire class right now while posting desu

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>zoom call with my class
so you are underage lolololol

not enough desu, needs moar desu
captcha: desu

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>the final solution to my hunger desu
There's a different final solution I'd stick you into. How are you Ceb, besides what you've said, been doing alright as of late?
I can confirm that the fellow is not only over the age of 18, I can confirm that he is indeed 24 and I can confirm that he is a jew.
Captcha: nvrsx

obviously OP pretending to be some friend of his kek

sad, at least it would be excusable if he was 15

why are anons so mean to ceb...he is the nicest person to visit Any Forums ever

Yes.
Well he isnt, and it isn't excusable.
Well have you seen the nose on the motherfucker?

I think his nose is very handsome

Any Forums isn't supposed to be a blog & hugbox for neckbeards, bring quality content or fuck off.
And yeah, I know 90% of threads aren't quality, doesn't mean I have to tolerate even more shit.

It was more to reinforce the jew thing. Jewbs usually try to act nice, get into high position and manipulate shit. Currently Ceb is only head of a discord, in which he gets bullied more than anyone else and he's also too stoned to manipulate.