>his emergency contact at work is his mother
His emergency contact at work is his mother
>at work
lmao
Yep, love me mum.
why should emergency one be anything different than a parent?
yes? it's not that weird, even for normies. unless you're like 40 or something.
>>his emergency contact at work is his mother
Who the fuck else is it going to be? As if anyone else would give a shit.
It's my Dad actually.
>the mother is a doctor
Checkmate OP
Why do they hug guys over the shoulders?
why would a girl hug over the shoulder?
So the guy has to grab her waist.
hm. I've never been hugged by a girl but I probably wouldn't reach down that low.
One day someone's going to ask me for an emergency contact and I'm going to write down "I don't know anyone" in the name-and-phone-number space and they're going to have to have a ten-minute conversation with their manager about what to do, since the computer system probably treats "emergency contact" as a mandatory field.
I would love grabbing a girl by her waist
shouldn't the emergency contact just be 911 then lol
>he has an emergency contact
Yes
Omggggg that's so deep I bet ur manager would be like "OMGGG he's so deep and hurt inside"
I love your sarcasm it is really entertaining will u be my emergency contact?
no I bet she'd be like "shit, wtf do I do, I have to enter this field but he says he has nothing to give me to put there..?" Watching normalfags flounder like this is fun; I've already had it happen once when someone gave me a canned pitch about "Hey, please review us on Google" and I replied "I don't use Google, I don't accept their privacy practices". You could just tell she had a dozen canned answers for the dozen most common objections, but that wasn't one of them. She stuttered, she wasn't just off-script, but way off the deep end, with no idea what to say next. It was hilarious.
Wow, I finally got an answer too this question.
being discombobulated after someone tells u they dont use google is retarded lol
Not like I'd ever remotely experience so, user.
I'm a cursed convo-virgin.
Goddamnit!