Being 5'9 as a man is the equivalent of being a 300 lb girl

being 5'9 as a man is the equivalent of being a 300 lb girl

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as in there's fetishists that will chase you because they're into that kind of body?

Strong disagree I have a pretty hot gf.

theres some people thatd like to disagree, faggot

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the only ppl i feel sorry for are shorter men
>t. 5'7

>being 5'9 as a man is the equivalent of being a 300 lb girl
One word:
...why?
You can take as long as you need OP take your time :)

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no way. ideal height for me (157cm) is like 5'9-6'1. a little less is fine too. 5'9 is still tall to a lot of girls who arent braindead from tinder so chill

incorrect, being a 300lb girl is still easier

as a 5'4 male, would that make me equivalent to a 500 lb woman then?

if it makes you feel better, i'm 6'2" with a symmetrical face but i can't get a gf to save my life because i'm socially retarded

You can lose weight without surgery

it doesn't make me feel better. Because you're lying

>Fact
Catastrophizing trivial things is a sure sign of mental illness.

>height
>trivial

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5'9 is one inch below average and you're probably above 5'10 if you put on shoes. you are self-sabotaging yourself op.
t. 5'4 manlet

my buddy whos 5'6 gets tons of pussy. you know why? because hes not a waste of space loser who browses Any Forums all day instead of talking to women.

as long as the girl is shorter then you can bang her. Even taller girls if u r muscular or bulky.

>my buddy whos 5'6 gets tons of pussy.
what kind of girls? wait lemme guess, they're REALLY HOT BRO I PROMISE, THEY'RE LIKE SOOOO ATTRACTIVE

You really think height is 100% of the value? If u r attractive and have status and or money you can fuck any Stacey shorter than you cuck

> have status and or money
if you're 5'8 you need to have millions of dollars and tom cruise status to have the same dating prospects as the average 6'3 turbo normie

That comparison makes no sense unless you are talking of siblings with the same genetics and somehow different heights.