Bf Rate Thread

Anons, describe yourselves. Femanons, rate anons as potentials bfs.

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Sure, I'll bite Mr. Agent.
>6'3"
>White
>Autistic, reclusive NEET
>Do programming garbage, listen to weeb shit and sperg out over STEM things.
>Mid 20s and KV

>5'10
>White
>Employed
>Hobbies: hating women, playing vidya
>Early 20s and KV

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>5'10", 165 lbs
>Asian
>job at big tech company
>I get beat up for fun (amateur mma), drive my fast and furious car around, and play video games
>not KV, early 30s.

Femanon here, my ideal bf is

>6'6
>White
>8 inch dick minimum
>250k a year
>Very sociable and funny, but reserved and stoic
>Loves going out to party, but loves staying in when I want
>Amazing in bed
>Fucks like a hydraulic press
>part werewolf
>can exist in any form of matter if he chooses
>atemporal
>parses HTML with regex

>180 cm (5 feet 11 inches I think)
>20 years old
>Male
>White Canadian
>6.5-7/10 face
>Fit
>Software engineering student at McMaster
>Academically strong, have good grades and a few internships under my belt
>Very well read. Interested in history, the humanities, and philosophy
>Virgin
>Socially awkward, possibly autistic
>Come from a formerly well-off but now rather poor dysfunctional family
>Estranged from extended family
>I do not show it, but I am hurting inside due to the difficult circumstances I experienced growing up

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>6ft
>white
>Live in my van (not one of the fancy instagram ones)
>almost everything I own fits in a backpack
>have a job I'll prolly quit in a couple months
>regularly go camping in the woods for weeks at a time
>saving up for a motorcycle

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>just over 6 feet
>white
>24
>short brown hair
>blue eyes
>glasses
>not overweight, not skinny, just a pudge belly
>kinda autistic, "robot" is fitting nickname
>quiet but polite
>sub a fuck
>code for a living
>metric fucking ton of mommy issues, otherwise mentally fine
Shame about that last bit, but I figure I'd at least be honest it. Now go take that to whatever government you work for, Mr. Fed. :)

>6'3
>White
>Thin and pale
>Autistic
>Do an easy job that overpays but I'm certainly not complaining, I love tanks and anything to do with them. I spend a lot of my free time building models. I hope to work at a tank museum one day. I like anime/ vidya, driving and 80s music. Also I'm not attracted to skinny girls.
>19 and KV

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Nice try fed faggot. Kys.

I already know I'm the perfect boyfriend, I don't need some FAGGOT FBI or NSA agent to give my information too.
KILL YOUR SELF
YOUR
SELF YOUR KILL
YOUR
KILL YOUR SELF

Hey that's me except I'm 6'4" and own my own business

good to see everyone so tall. i am too lol im rich as well

important question: are you a tall girl

Actual woman for once, accurate female standards.

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I like how that's the one that's over the line for me.

>5'11"
>125 lbs
>Early 20s
>White Hispanic
>Narcissistic
>Self-loathing
>Self-pitying
>Severely depressed
>Highly neurotic
>Maladaptive daydreamer
>Nicotine addiction
>Pornography addiction
>Student
>Likes reading

Let me know if I missed anything.

>5'5
>103 lbs but I have a bit of muscle
>Mixed
>18
>Not sure what rating would be, but I wouldn't consider myself attractive
>Autistic neet
>I like vydia, manga and animating stuff
That's it I guess

>Very well read
What does this even mean?

I'm not, I'm 5'9

I'm genuinely sorry for you, racemixing is child abuse. on top of that you're a turbomanlet.

38
5'2
110 pounds
Bald
8.4 inch cock
Live off of disability
Missing an eye
Am a felon
Virgin

>5'10, medium length brown hair, white spic
>female fren told me I was a solid 8/10 once but she's not very pretty (for conntext)
>the funny kind of autistic
>kind of annoying, /x/ pilled STEM major

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6/10
>hates women
0/10
>not a virgin
2/10
7/10
>lives in van?
3/10
good but sub with mommy issues
4/10
6/10
just no
5/10
0/10
8/10

>5'4
>skinnyfat. Mostly skinny
>140 pounds
>long thin and unkept hair (hasn't been cut in 4+ years
>goatee but just the chin part
>20 years old
>beautiful eyes
>12k networth
>wagie
>in college
>already have chubby autistic gf
>bisexual
>racist
>6.2 inch dick
>never leave my house except for work
>go to store once a week
>mildly racist
>extremely fatphobic
>sexist
>belong to no religion but extremely superstitious
>only hobbies are listening and messing around with old audio equipment (think hifis and walkmans), and collecting coins (which doubles as a savings account)
>never ever spend money on anything
>enjoys having face sat on
>doesn't watch TV or streaming
>haven't watched any films this year
>haven't listened to any albums from this year either

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>sub with mommy issues
>4/10
i am vindicated for hating women once more