>be me
>be khhv until age 26
>had enough
>create tinder
>do quite well wtf
>sex 7 tinder hoes within 6 months
>feel confident af
>go to club with nerdy frens in like a decade
>pull a girl way hotter than the ones from tinder
>go to club again
>pull hotter chick
Brows not all of us are doomed. I was just a beta who didnt have the nuts to approach hoes. Remember girls EXPECT the guy to make the first move
Be me
Easton Barnes
Julian Perry
I hope the good fortune continues user
Ryder Nelson
Good for you OP.
Keep fucking them hoes
Blake Brown
These hoes aint shit. Im cheating on them too. Ghost some of them when i get bored of them. Shit feels good bros
Zachary Gonzalez
That's... less good
Sebastian Ramirez
I live in a small town with my mother, so no Tinder for me. Oh well..
Nolan Brown
how do you approach girls at the club with virtually no social experience with women for the first 26 years of life? not that I don't believe you, but just genuinely curious. do you just walk up and ask for their name and just jump into conversation to feel each other out? I am so foreign to all this
Joshua Nelson
nope, he's baiting us, don't do it you will just embarass yourself
Adrian Campbell
What is your height perchance?
Cooper Ward
Easy bro. I either dance with them first then go in for a kiss, take them somewhere where its only us and kiss some more, small talk and take it from there. OR I find a girl who sits down and is obviously bored, talk to her ask her if she wanna talk to me and take it from there. I legit had sexo with this latina at a club doing the latter
Stfu you sad bitch. Hit the gym and you might get some too
Easton Wright
Im 6 1 tall. Buy some airmax 270 those will make you appear taller
John Robinson
>When the """beta""" makes it suddenly everyone else in his eyes
You were a normalfag in your heart. Get off Any Forums and don't come back.
David Morales
Where do you live where there are clubs? And the clubs I have been too have always had tons of guys in them. The girls are all in groups and are never solo.
Carson Rodriguez
Nah, yhet stuff isnt for me
Leo Phillips
t lazy chad
John Harris
it's over for the shortcels.
Nicholas Bennett
Well have to make the best out of every situation
Ayden Brown
most men are lazy chads, they're likely just too fat & stupid to take care of their appearance
Xavier Phillips
>most men are lazy chads
no. they are average and most men aren't fat.
Bentley Morales
You are obviously in some euro shithole.
>I find a girl who sits down and is obviously bored
There aren't many places to sit down in nightclubs. In the actual club, most places where you sit down are in VIP areas that you have to pay for.
Joseph Walker
>be me
>29 yo khv
>1 week away from wizardhood
>spent the last 5 years working on myself
>got shredded
>got my own place
>got friends
>doing well in life
>this is it
>1 week
>time to lose it
>fuck it
>find some local hooker on insta
>ask about the service
>the whole deal
>ask about the fee
>fuck it
>ask about her place
>it's right around the corner
>this is it
>i'm gonna do it
>tell her it's gonna be my first time (with a professional)
>set it up exactly 2 hours ago
>waiting in front of her building
>sketched out af
>she tells me she needs 5 more minutes to get ready
>this is bad oh fuck
>I'm gonna get mugged
>kidnapped
>raped
>get a message on insta
>"you can come up now"
>I'm inside
>fuck fuck fuck
>knock on door
>open up to an empty hallway
>"come on over user"
>turn the corner
>she's wrapped around a towel
>drop dead gorgeous
>better than the pictures
>stunning body
>compliment her
>I'm shaking, nervous as fuck
>pay in advance
>start taking my clothes off
>she giggles
>she takes the towel off
>goddamn
>perfection
>why am I not hard?
>ask for the massage and lay on the bed
>she puts on some relaxing music
>I'm all tensed up
>she's rubbing her tits on my back
>turn around
>why am I not hard?
>she starts sucking my dick
>nothing
>I knew this was gonna happen
Samuel Sanders
>ask her to sit on my face
>we start 69'ing
>I'm in heaven
>no taste
>no smell
>just ass and pussy
>delicious ass and pussy on my face
>going wild eating her out
>squeezing her perfectly shaped ass
>finally start getting hard
>she asks to get off of me because she's out of breath
>eat her out some more with her laying on her back
>going ham
>she's spasming
>wait
>I lost my boner
>no
>fuck
>we both spend the next 30 minutes trying to get johnson hard
>blowjob, masturbation
>nothing works
>johnson is dead
>it's cold dead
>so small
>she finally says "yeah, I think it's not happening"
>"well, it happens right?"
>thank her for trying so much
>maybe we'll try a next time
Can I still become a wizard?
Noah Taylor
there wouldnt be so many gymcels out there if that were actually the case
Jack Barnes
Congrats you found out you're good looking. t. used tinder 5 times with no success