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feeling spooky

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If you want to then yeah sure

Keep seething about someone who doesn't care about you

im full of pasta, chicken and pepsi lime, time for a nice nappington, see you lads on the other side

I'm going to have to teach them how to be real men

It's not seething Nubs, just an observation about that embarrassing display in the last thread. Maybe you are on some kind of medication that makes you stooped, I dunno.

What happened? Wasn't paying attention

I LOVE smith vs CUMMING!

Might become a wauditor like are DJ

>Not seething
Alright hunny, whatever you say
*sips tea*

Nubs said the NHS would pay for private prescriptions and then was flailing around in a really snazzy way refusing to back down despite the fact its verifiably false. It honestly just seemed like she was very confused and not with it at all.

become an auditor like honor your oath, he actually believes in it

I said the NHS will fulfil private prescriptions. I should have said private prescriptions will be fulfiled NY a pharmacy and that private prescriptions can be transferred to the NHS to then be fulfilled

Ready to rock through Sunday night in your room where you've been all day posting drivel, drama, lets pretend and ERP, kings?

I said they would fulfil, not pay. You can get a private prescription transferred and the the NHS will dispense it .
Keep being pedantic

>opening the door to his flat and a cloud of fruit flies swarm out
>escorting the prozzie past his elderly mother who has dementia and is sat in front of the television in the ground floor room
>up the stairs that is strewn with bin bags with fruit flies everywhere
>mind the empty cans, love
>got the cleaner coming round tomorrow, heh
>don't wake me daughter, she is sleeping upstairs
>put this mask/ballgag on
>that costs extra?
>OK, got me bennies coming into me account tomorrah, that should cover the cost, heh
>sorry about all the flies, love
>mind that bucket too, its full of piss
>that other bucket? that's me backup for when I can't get to me first bucket, heh
>reet, ya gunna get ya fookin keks off ,love, wanna get good value for money dunta, heh

OI PUT YOUR NAME ON

>inventories the watches after

>deano brother goes out on a bender and gets COVID
>gives it to the whole family by isolating poorly
>complain of a cough at the dinner table today
>"you should have had your second booster lool"
fucking cunt

Fockin hell i finally did those other copies of me medical documents now

Probs left out a few but it's tens of dozens of pics and they pm prove i'm a fuckup for them heh

Going to send them out for the spacker bennies agency right away

should have tbf

my apu bought an old kodak camera from a carboot sale this morning now hes running around pointing it at normies and screaming "worldstar"

so in florida you can't walk around with a gun unless you're hunting, fishing or camping
auditor walks around with a gun and fishing rod to see what happens

I've been away for the last week - what's happened to SSM?

why would you need a gun for fishing though?

bollocks major done in

Me theme song corr
youtube.com/watch?v=XuK8NIBKUm8

I'm with you, fuck it just ignore the other poster lid.
It's probably that pointless alky trying to start shit anyway

That still isn't true Nubs. The NHS have nothing to do with private prescriptions. That's why they are called private. Maybe go for a lie down. You don't know your arse from your elbow right now.

Just what are those imaginary frogs like, lads.
Unbelievable really.

cuse the laws were written like 200 years ago when theres a good chance they'd be a gator in the river, just a loop hole really

Become an auditor but stay silent whenever someone challenges you. These are the best audits.

Nice numbers. Well done though lad. Doing medical paperwork can be a real chore

I don't really like American auditors but Honor Your Oath isn't too bad.

He always remains calm and professional like DJ

>Become an auditor but stay silent whenever someone challenges you
isnt this pretty much just what kikeknight used to do?

youtube.com/watch?v=ysnlHugVu_Q
THIS is what standing up to a tyrant looks like
bong auditors should take notes

I've got a lot of anger still and sometimes it's easy to just pop off online and get nasty. I appreciate you reminding me what's important and to just ignore people

SSME drove down to SSM's flat to confront him after SSM threatened to petrol bomb SSME's house.

SSM shit himself and called the police.

Im ghey fuck

>frosty not mentioning his apu died
Weird

get your hole out for the lads

Ya reckon in 2027 we will have translucent flatscreens everywhere like the ones in Children Of Men? (and tons of rhikshas driving around london lol)

My imaginary frog just ate an uncooked frozen wizza and then shit himself

i miss mark, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lads :(

Fun fact: I've had me willie sucked by two dudes before

I'm still not gay though lol

Never fap to gay porn or anything

It's just something that happened because these homos keep hitting on me

Is fapping to traps gay?
>inb4 "is google broke" I'm just looking for opinion

Is it leek and potato soup, or potato and leek soup?

>Is masturbating to feminine men gay?
Nah I don't think so

Pointing out when someone is talking out their arse isn't "starting shit" lad

I don't know about him. Is he still around? I rarely find silent audits.

Not if they're passing

I've fapped to a "shemale on female" clip once where the bottom turned out to be a tranny as well after i've already came

Literally sounded and looked like a femoid though, so it wasn't gay to have fapped to this

is bing broke

what happened to frosty's apu??

Fuck off dickless no one cares what you think

You know if you're gay or not. If you're straight and fapping to traps, you've warped yourself with porn

Is Yandex broke?

This is not the most boring question ever asked on Any Forums or anything
Embarrassed for you if you are any older than 19yo

apus die often and pretty easily, its best to get a new one right away

Leek and potato
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I like to do things alphabetically

You simping for Nubs lad? Lol