For the last week I've been horny as shit and I'm losing my fucking mind...

For the last week I've been horny as shit and I'm losing my fucking mind. I'm seriously like 5 minutes away from getting an escort so I can fuck something. How do robots make these urges go away when jacking off isn't enough?

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Burning hatred of the world and all its machinations

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I either look for cuck couples that are looking for third or hire hooker for an hour.

>How do robots make these urges go away when jacking off isn't enough?
Page through my fembot rosters I've built up over the years to see which are online and if any are up for masturbating over cam/mic or just sexting then do that. Every so often one is physically nearby via car.
Gonna be honest don't do it. It now takes me 1+ hour and more stimulation than should be needed to get off in my own alone time.

>I either look for cuck couples that are looking for third
how

I started taking 5mg yohimbine before going to the gym and it's ridiculous. A stiff breeze is all it takes to get a painfully hard erection. All the gymthots in their skin tight leggings doing bb hip thrusts, squats, and lewd stretches. I'm going to accidentally rape one these bitches before too much longer.
Jerking off before gym does not help either. The boners just keep coming.

Not them but there are huge swathes of discords and twitters just for this. Most are specific enough they cater by locale and race so you can just go to japan and know you're good despite being black because you really can just put up in english your dick dimensions and skin tone and get 12 couples instantly trying to find a bull.
In madison again? Why try your luck at random parties when you can just hop on that campuses unofficial student discord with a dick pic and a location and just get picked up by a cuck couple on the side of the street.
In Detroit? No.
In st.louis? Same setup except you can now be paid in weed because they can get a lot more than visitors can.
Hell, I've heard it makes euro travel cheap as hell because they can just couch surf and again phone ahead essentially so you ride the trains everywhere hop off and hop in a car that had a couple waiting for you.
I'm always surprised all this stuff is hardly known by anyone but that crowd.

These days there's plenty of them on the internet. If you think cuck shit is shilling by some evil groups then you've never been on typical social sex sites. People are that degenerate today. But pussy is pussy so I go for it, especially that it's most of the time easier than finding single girl. Couples usually have all the other needs already taken care of in their marriage, they just lack third for their fantasies or whatever fuels their cuck/threesome cravings, also after years of marriage they often aren't model shape anymore but just normal, so they aren't looking for charming chad but regular human, like them.
You just go to one of these sites that lets people post sexual content, chat, cam etc and find ads of couples. I'm using national sites here so I won't be able to help you if you are living abroad, but I bet reddit has subs for this kind of stuff if you live in US. Prepare for seeing hooker ads besides genuine fun-looking ones as well.
You can also look for swingers clubs but there is no guarantee of finding girl or couple willing to fuck and entrance for men and couples cost. If you are paying then getting a hooker is safer choice when it comes to actually getting sex.

wow, i didn't actually expect such in-depth answers. interesting.
honestly i know it's degenerate but i've always kind of been interested in doing it. dunno if i could actually go through with it though

Just make sure you aren't shy. One of the reasons people flake so often is that after jerking off they sober up and realize they might not be as brave as in the internet and actually wouldn't others to see them not being able to get it up in front of audience or finish in two pumps. I'm broken man who has little care in what others think so I found out I don't have this problem but when there is gang bang in public place, lot of guys just stand around and watch, maybe jerk off at best, despite girl coming with intention to be passed around like fucktoy. First GB ended up with me and one other guy fucking girl while others were just watching, second had more success with like 5 guys joining, but 2 of them only went for blowjobs. And 3M1F foursome ended up being just normal sex because I was the only guy who has shown up.
If you aren't sure then you might start with nudist beach. I was surprised when I went there first time because it turns out no one fucks there, people just sunbathe, chat, grill, swim etc, just naked. I expected more horny and annoying people, it was pleasant surprise... until I learned what sunscreen is for and was dying for a week on my couch while shedding skin like lizard.

Why are you interested in doing it?

well i guess i'd never know until i actually do it once but i don't feel like shyness would be a problem. i don't think i'm shy in my personal life at least
>Why are you interested in doing it?
a because i'm horny and don't have regular access to pussy, b because the idea of fucking taken women excites me but i'd never want to do anything behind a guy's back so guess this is the only real option to satisfy that fetish

Fair enough.
Hookers are still best emergency sex option if you don't have your own girl, but if you succeed in finding some cuck couple then you might have stable friendship as well and semi-regular fun.

unfortunately i live in the greatest country on earth and the more i learn about hooking elsewhere the more i feel like a cuck paying such extortionate rates here when in other countries you can just skip getting takeout for a few weeks and be able to afford an hour or two with a quality girl
plus considering my race i'd unironically probably have an easier time finding someone who wants me to fuck his gf than finding a hooker who'd accept me

It can't be that hard? Don't girls just post ads on twitter or reddit? Last time I saw hooker thread here or some other board anons were talking about some contact lists where you can contact any hooker there and arrange a meeting.

difficult on the face of it? maybe not
between having to dodge scams, police, and then paying out the nose for the privilege though there's plenty of reasons to just not bother compared to countries where you can just walk into a building and have your pick of girls waiting and all you have to worry about is not catching anything. there's a reason so many american guys just go abroad to do it beyond people who just want to fly to sea and fuck questionably-aged girls
also if you're black it's even worse since many girls won't accept them, which is why i mentioned i'd unironically probably have an easier time finding some guy who wants me to fuck his white gf

that show sucked so fucking bad its unreal. Without a doubt the most overrated show of all time.

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Well, I don't blame them when you share race with so many trashy individuals. No one is going to risk getting mugged or whatever for these few decent blacks, especially when there are other options. But yeah, I bet you'd find willing cucks on reddit then.

>I expected more horny and annoying people
They like to keep it as you described before where it's just casual nudity no one cares one way or another about it so stuff like sex in public doesn't fly just like running around popping boners as you clearly oggle tits won't fly because that ruins the whole just living a normal life sans clothes vibe.
What the user above said, basically. When I was a child was probably the last slice of time where cucks hid what they did. After that it just exploded into this thing for no real reason and now it's like what he said where it just seems an oddly large portion of the population seems to indulge at least occasionally.
He means the price of entry. We have to bend over backwards multiple times, be vetted by other hookers for access to decent ones who still have STIs, pay insane amounts of money, hope it isn't a cop, hope some tyrone motherfucker doesn't walk in from a side room to mug you, just hope this hope that. Hell, some ask for credit score checks and screenshot bank account amounts they cost that much but looking at them they are usually not that decent.
Whereas europe is casually stroll to the nearest red light district for free because everything can be reached by walking over there then find a brothel with a woman you like then pay out maybe $100 for a good time inside an actual proper brothel with proper services and the girls are a lot cleaner because now the law regulates that.
If I want something at that price the only option is massage parlors where it's the same rough cost but very limited services, a crap table to lay on, low nudity, a lot of rules for contact, the younger prettier ones suck at the job and don't want to be there and the older ones are experts but they are 60+ or so it seems. A lot will catfish like that too where the young ones welcome you and prep you then the older ones come in when the lights go out and they try to make you pay more to get the other back in.

I get an escort, nut and move with my life

Why are you posting/watching porn then?
Being touch starved and watching videos of other people getting laid is like being starving to death and watching cooking videos.

>How do robots make these urges go away when jacking off isn't enough?
Noporn, nofap, exercise, prayer, meditation, mindfulness, etc.
One day I decided I'm tired of being a coomer and quit all that stuff.

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nah wtf, code geass is great. the cheese is part of the charm.

insane. Why waste time watching cheese when there's already enough great stuff