>29 yr old virgin
>now having trouble watching shows or movies which focus on romance or sex for more than a few seconds
is there any joy left for me in this world
29 yr old virgin
Jeremiah Baker
Hudson Ward
Get your dick wet with some slut off Tinder or Bumble already. It's not hard.
Zachary Moore
Not OP but you are clearly a normie.
He is 29 and a virgin. No woman wants that. There is a reason he is 29 and never been with a woman. He is either short, bald, ugly, or autistic. Not a single woman would ever love him because they are programmed to love men who have good genes.
Tinder is like a eugenics study. It will just lead to 0 matches and an even lower self esteem as women on tinder only want men in the top 10%
Michael Davis
>He is 29 and a virgin. No woman wants that
Just lie.
>He is either short, bald, ugly, or autistic
Doubt it. Most of the men on the board are completely average or even above average. They just suffer from social issues and cowardice.
Christopher Stewart
>having trouble watching shows or movies which focus on romance or sex for more than a few seconds
Only now? I have this problem for all my 24 years of life, you're a rookie. I close my eyes and mute the movie if i'm watching alone. i like this life.
Brandon Hill
>They just suffer from social issues and cowardice.
Woman, I will not tell you to leave.
And why would someone lie and pretend they are virgin, where is the joy in that
Adam Davis
Getting a match on those apps in the first plce is hard unless you're noticeably above average, and getting them not to ghost or flake is even harder unless you're really charismatic
In other words the only guys who can get laid through apps are the ones who don't need them to get laid
Cooper Rodriguez
>Woman, I will not tell you to leave.
I'm a man, baby.
>why would someone lie and pretend they are virgin
Because lying often has benefits.
Josiah Sanchez
>Getting a match on those apps in the first plce is hard unless you're noticeably above average
I'm fairly average looking and live in a rural area. Still got plenty of matches and fucked a handful of girls by using the same cheesy opening line every time.
Xavier Brooks
Where is the benefit in saying you're a virgin.
Also, whatever, your gender doesn't matter.
David Smith
>Where is the benefit in saying you're a virgin.
There isn't one, which is why you lie and say you aren't a virgin.
Ayden Young
I see one. Morals.
I want people to know i'm a virgin, that i'm a sexually frustrated loser.
Isaiah Cooper
Then you are in fact fairly good looking
Matthew Gomez
>I want people to know i'm a virgin, that i'm a sexually frustrated loser.
Lmao enjoy being forever alone.
Thanks. Wanna cuddle?
Ethan Lewis
On average, women swipe right on 5% of men. Even accounting for differing tastes, the majority of men will almost never get a mtach, let alone a date.
Zachary Taylor
I already enjoy being forever alone. I crave it, I want to be the fucker who's going to die alone. I am already the fucker that everyone knows he is single and is childish - a girl told me that at times I come off as childish and that can shoo away girls
Zachary Sullivan
>just lie
you can't hide certain instincts when you are a virgin that late
Logan Bennett
>28 year old virgin
>all of my favorite books are about people having affairs
I'm not sure if this makes me better or worse
Easton Hill
OP here, I'm 6"3, have a full head of thick hair and multiple people have called me good looking before including complete strangers (all of them have been men though, so I don't know if it counts). I'm just incredibly autistic around women. Don't interact with them much. My work just has a couple of over 50 yrs women. I sometimes have trouble getting words out to thank/greet slightly pretty cashiers. Flirting/asking out a women for me is on the same level as flapping my arms to fly.
I actually didn't even have much of a problem with being a virgin until I was like 27. I guess I was thinking in the back of my mind that it will happpen one day. But when you reach your late 20s, you realize that people your age are at an entirely different stage of life now. You're still trying to enter the stage that you should have as a teenager. You fell through the cracks and you're alone here. Everyone has moved on.
Read above. This is impossible for me
You're a stronger man than I
Carter Wilson
Doesn't work for ugly people. When I go on Tinder, Bumble, etc, I don't get any likes. Not "don't match" I mean there's literally no likes notification. I live in the GTA which has a population of about 6 million.
Alexander Flores
Is this you dude?
Ian Johnson
>it's not hard
you realise saying this means nothing and does nothing? you realise it's complete bullshit for many people who go on tinder and swipe swipe swipe but get nothing?
Justin Martinez
Go to a fucking bar and just have a casual conversation, or a night club or some shit bro it's not fucking hard
Nolan Carter
nice bait :)))) animal
Jaxon Watson
My dude it's that or not give a shit about romance or sex, im not interested in the former and I've only done the latter a bit. You'll probably call me a man slut or a normie or just that I'm lying but dude just fucking socialise, just plain ask someone politely if they'd be willing to fuck at a night club and move on and ask someone else if they respectfully decline
Andrew Peterson
Do it again I've you've already done it even and if I'm wrong then you will be completely justified in thinking of me with contempt
Bentley Lee
In the end it all ends with you
Brayden Diaz
no woman is going to say yes to that question unless they're extremely drunk or you are a chad. i am not a chad and i don't have any interest in fucking girls who are on the brink of blacking out amd wouldn't fuck me sober.